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A porch light, slowly becoming independent and bent on conquering humanity.

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Taking Officer Discount through the drive thru 2 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

I ain't even mad...

Kite's nen ability was so cool too 5 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Mumen Rider

Well wishes 1 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

So THAT'S how they're made...

What are the chances that they're also gers? 20 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

@popsy two kinds of people.

I'm just saying 3 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Quick question, why is this hidden?????

Exams are on the way 1 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

It's really easy; all you need is kerosene and oil.

Good p*ssy 4 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

I know I'm probably on the minority side on this, but she got arrested for self-preservation? If she went back in to save her daughter's life, she could have died as well. Sure, you definitely wouldn't get called '#1 mom' anymore for certain, but should you get arrested and sentenced to two and a half years on probation?

Just chill 7 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

*womp womp*

A tree split down the middle by lightning 5 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Spoilers, m'dude.

Brenda is the new Karen 9 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Both.

Arrival (2016) 3 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Someone tell her her cat knows Druid magic.

T e n s i o n 7 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

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A dogs perspective 5 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

*scream-cry of bittersweetness*

What a guy 15 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Carefully, he's a hero.

Sugar Like You've Never Seen It Before 15 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Oh, what a world, what a world!

People who can take a joke are the best 4 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

So long as it doesn't further damage your self-esteem then it's fine by me :)

This 'security' gate is just a ladder 7 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

"when" "your" "security" "gate" "is" "just" "a" "ladder"

Typical 3 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

If you seriously compare SELTZER WATER to SIERRA MIST as the same thing ever again, I'll make you mildly sadder than normal with a PLAGUE of strange insults.

Fast food nostalgia 7 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Don't understand why this was downvoted (she said I DON'T think any sane person DOESN'T think)

To infinity and beyond 3 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

YEET

That's not a bug 25 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

You would not believe your eyes

Fun Substance Art Event 1 22 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Make a shovel then!