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A porch light, slowly becoming independent and bent on conquering humanity.

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Karl Marx summarizing the communist Manifesto (1848) 6 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Exactly. On paper, in a perfect, 100% flawless society, it would be undoubtedly the best way of society. However, due to the human element, it is impossible to achieve.

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It's a big day 11 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Why is there such a massive space at the bottom?

Just needed you to see 8 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

@catfluff

noiz 1 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

'love the guy just straight up holding a gun'
For when the boys mess up their noise for the last time.

Saw a reference to Moon Moon but I am not sure if everyone knows the origins. Here we go! 25 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Magic Rain (for my real name)
Moon Warrior (for my username)

This is called a Vortex marble 5 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

The unknown 7th infinity stone
(I haven't seen the movie, this was a joke, not a spoiler)

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Experimental drugs could save the world 9 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Yeah, but cocaine is unhealthy. /s

All the time 21 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Fine, I guess I'll take the pepsi. It's so much cheaper to collect a person's soul, anyways.

It looks like it must hurry but why must it hurry? 7 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

I was today years old when I found out that the internet has destroyed my sense of humour so much that I lose my shit to a bag.

Waking up to ash and dust I wipe my ass I slap my nuts 5 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

I'm waking up I FEEL IT IN MY BONE(r)S

Yeets stressfully 21 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

*dies of old age before the video ends*

Nugs are nice 4 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

WHO SHOT THE SIGN???

All the time 21 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

I CRAVE THE SOULS OF THE INNOCENT!!!
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And a small cup of pepsi.

Don’t decline, don’t decline, don’t decline... YESSS!!! 2 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

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Smh jesus 1 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

this is... thE STORY OF̞̘̻̥͔͉̋̽͗͑͡ͅ A̴̛̲̩̺͚̱͕͋̇͆̒̍͢͜ G̨̧̖̳̼͕͇͂̐͛͋̚̚͡I̡̘͎̝͙̟̖̻͎̽̐́͆̌Ŗ̶̯̠̺̝̿͒̌͘̚͡L̨̹̭͚̦̹͑̊̔̀̀̊͞͠͡͞ͅ

He's getting redesigned 3 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

I think adding lips may make him worse...

Responsive view 1 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Thanks for the circle, never woulda understood the joke!

Cowboys and witches 4 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Someone needs to make a comic about this.

Good morning 2 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Please.

Nature being nature 7 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

All hail the king. *drops*

Moses got his pilot license 1 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

If he can walk on water, does that mean he has to swim in air?

That would have saved me from some embarrassments 8 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

It's levioooosa, not leviosaaaaaa!

DDF 2 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

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He is not wrong 2 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Instructions unclear; dick suck in rook

Fast food nostalgia 7 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

I don't know, probably your username. Sorry if that offended you :/