porch_light
A porch light, slowly becoming independent and bent on conquering humanity.
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Pathetic 6 comments
porch_light
· 5 years ago
I'm Lapis Lazui.
Attempting to grow weed isn't illegal 3 comments
Hard mornings 5 comments
What if I accidentally have a water bottle on me? 5 comments
porch_light
· 5 years ago
*alarm goes off*
oh crap... I think i accidentally left my shampoo with my assault rifle. Sorry!
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oh crap... I think i accidentally left my shampoo with my assault rifle. Sorry!
Damn the snowman went mad at them 18 comments
@fell_equinox posted just the first half, check them out! 12 comments
porch_light
· 5 years ago
'Alfred, give birth to Robin. *Alfred begins the process since it is his job*'
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If Area51 has pokemons 12 comments
Moles are fricking cute 14 comments
I need someone to animate this 13 comments
After they say there is nothing they can really do 15 comments
porch_light
· 5 years ago
I thought you only called them if there's something weird and it don't look good.
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Edited 5 years ago
Wisdom or inflation? 28 comments
Sculpture by Danish artist Thomas Dambo in the backwoods of Copenhagen. He only uses 5 comments
porch_light
· 5 years ago
He only uses decayed bodies for his towers. He crushes them, then pours cement on the powder to make pillars of pure eldritch horror.
Aw sh** here we go again 3 comments
Looking at your data... 5 comments
Gordon ramsey 2.0 7 comments
porch_light
· 5 years ago
Probably because he was screaming and cussing at you right before you took the picture.