Porch_Light

porch_light


A porch light, slowly becoming independent and bent on conquering humanity.

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Pathetic 6 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
I'm Lapis Lazui.
Pathetic 6 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Pathetic
Attempting to grow weed isn't illegal 3 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Cop: Are you testing me?
Person: No, the weed is in the glove box lol
Hard mornings 5 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Oh... what should I do with all this skin I potato-peeled off then...?
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Basically Rick from Rick & Morty 3 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
The Adventures of God much??
Hoo ha 3 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Thank you!
What if I accidentally have a water bottle on me? 5 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
*alarm goes off*
oh crap... I think i accidentally left my shampoo with my assault rifle. Sorry!
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Bar has a clever way to keep customers safe 9 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
This is GENIUS.
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Damn the snowman went mad at them 18 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
I think you said 'Ah, my best work...'.
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If Area51 has pokemons 12 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Surrender now or prepare to fight!
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i should start some sort of vietnamese cursed imagine series. 4 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
God presents: Chicken 2
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@fell_equinox posted just the first half, check them out! 12 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
'Alfred, give birth to Robin. *Alfred begins the process since it is his job*'
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If Area51 has pokemons 12 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
To protect the world from devastation
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Moles are fricking cute 14 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
SHE SAID 'WELCOME TO PERIODS'.
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Homeowner also has the word "meow" in it 6 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
nyoom
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Moles are fricking cute 14 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
*crying with a blood explosion in my room*
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I need someone to animate this 13 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
These are the kind of bots I want on FunSub.
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After they say there is nothing they can really do 15 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
I thought you only called them if there's something weird and it don't look good.
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Wisdom or inflation? 28 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
*smacks @kcat with a murder pan*
There! You're basically all caught up.
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Sculpture by Danish artist Thomas Dambo in the backwoods of Copenhagen. He only uses 5 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
He only uses decayed bodies for his towers. He crushes them, then pours cement on the powder to make pillars of pure eldritch horror.
Aw sh** here we go again 3 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Are you insane? Do you know what you just got yourself into!?
Break up in style 4 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
r/dontdeadopeninside
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Looking at your data... 5 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Good compromise. Who gets which children on what days?
Looking at your data... 5 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
No, I am.
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Gordon ramsey 2.0 7 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Probably because he was screaming and cussing at you right before you took the picture.