Porch_Light

porch_light


A porch light, slowly becoming independent and bent on conquering humanity.

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Beautiful art 7 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
They are now
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Freedom! 4 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago 3
Lockdown effect 4 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
The exclamation points still make me very uncomfortable!!
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How my dad asks how I'm doing 3 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
You can't post that here bot, I can't comment a thumbs up :(
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Doing god's work 5 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
So, they're not going to be used ever?
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Did you guys miss me? 2 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
The maniac's in the mailbox!
*screaming*
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Let's grow some tomatoes 8 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
And a significant increase in quality! People always seem to forget that freshly grown products almost always taste much better, as well. When I was barely a lightbulb, I used to absolutely hate tomatoes because of their taste/texture (even nowadays I still avoid them), but when we grew our own cherry tomatoes, I tried one and it was delicious. A few months ago, we made a smoothie out of the fruits and vegetables my grandma grows, and it was one of the best things I ever had the honour to drink.
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Froggo Fun #138 - "May I have lämp?" 5 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
New friends are always welcome! But catfluff needs to stop killing/eating them... *glare*
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Words of TRUE power 24 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
Yet
bzz 6 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
oh boy, cant wait for the next animal, the furious bleeding apes
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bzz 6 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
I honestly can't tell anymore. Are those 'murder hornets' or tarantula hawk wasps?
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Noobs are people too 6 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
A miserable pile of inexperience! But enough talk... have at you!
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Dude looked *right* at me, but I was already committed to getting the picture 2 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
Reminds me of the meme where the guy takes off his sunglasses to reveal another pair of sunglasses
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Don't know if this has been posted yet 4 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
F*ckin' legend
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What a Wh**e Story!! Loyal Hoe :') 4 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
I mean, glad she told him at least.
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The ugly truth 7 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
*Egg Inc notification*
son of a-
Masks on boys! 2 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
What are you buying? All their oil?
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Maybe that was a little too rough 5 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
Jesus, she said to hurt her not completely annihilate her.
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So this is our workplace restroom 8 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
How do you like that, Obama?! I pissed on THE MOON you IDIOT!
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Not falling for this 3 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
I know exactly what's going to happen, but...
*steps on it anyways*
Owned lol 6 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
its there its just real big
Hmmm 2 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
ThIs ReAlLy SaYs A lOt AbOuT oUr SoCiEtY.
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Also baboon's back 1 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
sosig
Disney strikes again 2 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
*bojack horseman intro playing*
*John Wick wants to know your location* 3 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
Me: To atone for my mistakes, I slit my throat with the axe I'm carrying.
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