porch_light
A porch light, slowly becoming independent and bent on conquering humanity.
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Beautiful art 7 comments
porch_light
· 4 years ago
They are now
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Lockdown effect 4 comments
How my dad asks how I'm doing 3 comments
Did you guys miss me? 2 comments
Let's grow some tomatoes 8 comments
porch_light
· 4 years ago
And a significant increase in quality! People always seem to forget that freshly grown products almost always taste much better, as well. When I was barely a lightbulb, I used to absolutely hate tomatoes because of their taste/texture (even nowadays I still avoid them), but when we grew our own cherry tomatoes, I tried one and it was delicious. A few months ago, we made a smoothie out of the fruits and vegetables my grandma grows, and it was one of the best things I ever had the honour to drink.
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Froggo Fun #138 - "May I have lämp?" 5 comments
porch_light
· 4 years ago
New friends are always welcome! But catfluff needs to stop killing/eating them... *glare*
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bzz 6 comments
bzz 6 comments
porch_light
· 4 years ago
I honestly can't tell anymore. Are those 'murder hornets' or tarantula hawk wasps?
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Noobs are people too 6 comments
Dude looked *right* at me, but I was already committed to getting the picture 2 comments
porch_light
· 4 years ago
Reminds me of the meme where the guy takes off his sunglasses to reveal another pair of sunglasses
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What a Wh**e Story!! Loyal Hoe :') 4 comments
Maybe that was a little too rough 5 comments
So this is our workplace restroom 8 comments
Not falling for this 3 comments
*John Wick wants to know your location* 3 comments
porch_light
· 4 years ago
Me: To atone for my mistakes, I slit my throat with the axe I'm carrying.
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