Don't know if this has been posted yet

F*ckin' legend

Dad: Hold my fuckin beer

The last time I read this, there was no comma at the end so it was, "I am now boss. "
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I thought Andre the Giant was proclaiming to everyone he was now in charge because of his 16 second assertion of dominance.

That man was a pure legend lol
He was such a gentle giant lol