This is what I mean in games when I say I'm the tank.

For a hot minute I thought this said 'Martha Corey' an was wondering what the Salem trials had to do with anything

Please tell me he had a pet named Meowth.

Wow! Really captured the look of his eyes.

Me, eating pretzels right now: It's not working I think I need therapy.
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Or more pretzels.

C̴̢̢̩͈͚̮̠̮͚͕̖̠̫̪̓͒͑͛̇̊̅̚͘͜o̸̡̢̨̫̖͔̲̖͕͚̮̮̤̜̹̲̜̝̪͎̥̯͍̩̯͖͌̈́͂̈̆̂̇̆͜͝ņ̷̛̥͎͓͖͈͕͈͚͉̤̮̤̼̙͆̋̈̒͌͑̿̑̀͌͊̔͌̒̈́̓͑̔̏̃̂̀̆̚͝͠s̷̨̧͈̼̙͕̻͇̥͕̘̼̻̒̈́́͌̌͂̈͂̋̀̒́̄̀͒͘̚ų̸̡̧̢̢̨̺̙̖̯͈͍̊̚m̴̢̧̨̧̡̳̞̰̼͙͎͙̘̹̗̀̎͋̓̍̋͗̈́̀͂̓̾̿̉́͐̀̌̇̚̚é̴̯̱̥͎̦̲̐̀̎̆̅̈̅̀̐̽́͐̏́̾͘͜ͅ ̷̢̞̹͙̳̭̹̦͍̰͈̦͎̺̗̱̝͍̘̮̏͆̽͛̀̈̾͒͛̋̇̈́̍́̇͂͘͠ý̶̧̢̧̪̖͈̳͕̟͎͇̟̊̈́̉̒̈́̅͒̏͆̒̈́̂̓̕͝o̴̡̘̣͖̜̓̒̑̈́̿̅͗͑̉͌͘͝ů̵̹͇̤̦̜̱̮̹̫̝̖̬̰͉͍̻͚̰̅̃́̀́ŗ̶̡̜̤͉̠͍͎̞̦͔̹̬̠̭̟͉̫̝̩̘̝̫̘̃̓̒̊́͐̊̃͊́̆̒̾̓͘̕͘͠ ̸̡̻̳̦͇͙͚͈̭͔͎̻͉͈̩̙̏̄͊͐͑͂̒̈́̒͑̂̆͂̊͂̉͂́̎̉̃̐̈́̂̆͛͑͗̕͝ͅf̵̧̢̧̧̨̲̟̰͎̣̯̯̣̦̯͓̹̤̹̲͍̙͚̣̭̲̠̮̋͜ẽ̸͈͓̭̯̼͎̘͎̀̀̎̓̔̊̽́͆̕̚͝l̸̢̢̨̥̖̥͈̞̯̞̳̼̦̬̝͇̬̺̬̘͔͍͎̅̓͋̈́̃̈́̍̔̏̓̇͋̎̈̃̏̋̍̓̍͂͗̐̔́͂̂͊̅͝͝l̴̹̜̲͕̥̝̥̙̩͉̱͙̞̾̓͐́̏͂̾̀̋͐͋͒ơ̷̛̙͇̫̪̱̭͍̈́̇͗͗̐̃͊̔͌̈́͆̓̈́̄̓̂̆̋̾͊̆̂̇̈́͊̌̚͘͠w̸̛̲̱͗͐̊͌͊́͗̈́͗̌̀̎̿̔͆̇́̈́̏̂̈̃̑̀͛̎̀̽͘͝ ̸̧̡̛̼͙̪͚̦̳̯̺̤̰̱̲̲̥̥̪̥͇͎̬̪̠̰̙̦͚̺̠̎̈́̏̌͌͛̔̇͂̃͋͊͆͊͛̓̎̍b̵̻͙̯̿̓̓̽́̐͑̎ŗ̷̖̼̞̳̈͌̌̆̌̎̔̀́̓̏̂̅́̐͑̓̕̚ę̵̢̰̭̭̯͉̖̲̻̻̗̩̠͚̲̣̬̮̱͉̝̪̙̯̞̳͖͚̋̆̈́̈́̄͑́̈́̾́̋͋͒̔͝t̴̹̘̩͎̟͙͎͓̺̔͋̽̔̎̈́̃̏́̐̇͊͌͂̆̿̾̓͊̈̇͒̕̚͜͝͠͝ͅḧ̸̡̛̫̼͈͙̳̫̫͓̾͑̋̾͆̕r̴̨̢̧̛̛̛̙̦͕̮͕͕̻͕̹̼̺͓̖̥͓̖͓̾͆̈́̅̌̅̀͊̉̾̒̃̂̔͑̆̂̓͆̇̅͐́̎͋̈́͘͝ͅͅe̶̼̥̬̳͉̖̝͈̳̻͉͚͙͖̙͚̦͕͈̹͙̦̬̍͛̈́n̶̹̞͕̖̗̠͔͖̳̔̓̓̀͑̋̎̿̾ͅ,̶̡̧̦̫̰̗̩͉̗̺̟̯̪͕̤͕̱̱̮̦͕̫͉̤͐̇̓̓̈́͊̌̚͝ͅͅ ̶̢̟͔͙͍̫̹͕͔̰͒̑̌͛̎̆̄̚͜͝

Deal With With Mess Her-> Us

Ah yes, classic Americans. Asleep at 3 pm.