Amazed every time

Oh, this? That was when you stole my kidney a few weeks ago. Can I have it back yet or are you still using it?

Yeah, I'm still using it. Sorry

a human computer, computer made entirely out of human body parts.

Dammit, that was supposed to be a surprise!

I've been to the Human Instrument Labs. They have the good stuff.

Spoil anything else and I'll turn you into a computer next

*hiss*

*removes your hisser*

*angry hissless noises*

*removes your angers*

*noises*

*removes your noises*

* i have no mouth and i must scream*

*removes you*

This escsalated really quickly from stealing body parts to stealing whole people

Just another day in the lab

That doesn’t even feel hard to doubt