porch_light
A porch light, slowly becoming independent and bent on conquering humanity.
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Cheesecake 6 comments
porch_light
· 3 years ago
Are your lips cake?
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Finally, we’re safe 15 comments
Where other see a defeat, I see an opportunity 10 comments
porch_light
· 3 years ago
Sheryl is going through a rough time right now. I talked to them, and apparently they can't help but feel awful about themself after remembering everyone calling 'em 'marshmallow'. Try giving them a compliment or throwing some kind words their way if you see them.
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Edited 3 years ago
I mean maybe he is 8 comments
porch_light
· 3 years ago
Why are so many of the autocompletes people messing up the lyrics to Fireflies?
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So instead of drinking a coke, I will now eat 6 donuts 9 comments
porch_light
· 3 years ago
Not to be the Debbie Downer in here, but 'healthier' is an incredibly broad term. The salad may have more fat or even sugars in it, which means it's not as good for you if you want to lose weight, but it probably has a lot more nutrients and stuff your body actually needs. Please don't replace a side of salad with slices of pie and think you're being healthier.
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Seems obvious, but it’s not always 3 comments
porch_light
· 3 years ago
"Oh my god, is that a dead body? Are you a serial killer!?"
"Leave the past in the past, Susan."
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"Leave the past in the past, Susan."
A frog for our funsub frog lord 4 comments
Imagine drinking warm water 6 comments
And then you spend a minute calculating at which point it pays off 1 comments
porch_light
· 3 years ago
Reminds me of the michael reeves video where he made a robot that picks tomatoes out of his salads
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Watch out, they're on meth 1 comments
Catchy, Upbeat, Bittersweet songs 13 comments
porch_light
· 3 years ago
See the exact opposite: songs that truly sound happy and upbeat with no sadness but the lyrics are freaking depressing, such as Hey Ya!
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Cynical Personality but still full of love 4 comments
There are certainly a few 4 comments
porch_light
· 3 years ago
And we immediately repeat anyways. (stares at people trying to invade Russia)
Out of context - FS edition 26 comments
porch_light
· 3 years ago
I've seen moth on an occasion or two, apparently they're more of a lurker now, they don't comment or post very often at all but I'd say chances are 50/50 they're still on FS
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Idk if this counts as a meme 11 comments
Better Than Cake or Death 12 comments
porch_light
· 3 years ago
A person who was last seen in a hotel elevator. She was found dead inside the water container on the roof of the hotel, and people are still completely unsure whether her death was accidental or murder.
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Medieval art isn't always accurate 8 comments
