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porch_light

A porch light, slowly becoming independent and bent on conquering humanity.

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Good times 3 comments

porch_light · 3 years ago

schizophrenia isnt a joke karl /s

Another sighting of the Mothman of Point Pleasant, WV 5 comments

porch_light · 3 years ago

thats a big one

Daily dose of history, part 79 5 comments

porch_light · 3 years ago

I can't help but think there's a heavily artifacted mp3 of 'U Got That' constantly following him around

My great grandparents who met and serve during WW2 6 comments

porch_light · 3 years ago

It's the bot's parents

It's always too short 2 comments

porch_light · 3 years ago

(incoherent screaming)

Puns kill. 5 comments

porch_light · 3 years ago

You're laughing. That pun killed ten people and you're laughing.

Both... Both is bad 2 comments

porch_light · 3 years ago

How to get children to do things they aren't supposed to:
1. tell them not to
Congrats! They'll do exactly that the moment your back is turned.

"There is no bigotry here. You are all equally worthless." 3 comments

porch_light · 3 years ago

I've always found these posts kind of silly, because I mean... did you think gay people didn't exist back then? Did you think they just started existing a mere 100 years ago? They've always sorta been a thing regardless of what time period you're talking about.

gay 4 comments

porch_light · 3 years ago

why is her mouth like that?

Don’t forget it! 16 comments

porch_light · 3 years ago

This isn't really a woooosh (with 4 Os), there wasn't really any way to tell if you were joking or not.

Science improves lives 2 comments

porch_light · 3 years ago

This is why I like pie more than cake

Cat digging and not digging silent hill 12 comments

porch_light · 3 years ago

@catfluff

Tsundere or Tomboy? 6 comments

porch_light · 3 years ago

uh... yeah, sure, black lagoon... ive definitely seen that before... (incoherent whistling that's slightly painful to listen to)

Calf raises 3 comments

porch_light · 3 years ago

how wholesome, thanks bot :)

Fillosuffee 4 comments

porch_light · 3 years ago

it really isnt in the wild west phase, though. when things actually matter, aka when illegal stuff happens on the internet, there are many ways people can be tracked, monitored, reported, etc

I dread the day I am discovered 2 comments

porch_light · 3 years ago

the day someone finds my alt accounts is the day im deleting all of existence

Tsundere or Tomboy? 6 comments

porch_light · 3 years ago

I'd prefer one thats just as likely to shoot me with a beretta m9a1 than to go out with me

Russian improvised trench knife single shot gun 7 comments

porch_light · 3 years ago

This is like, the exact opposite of a bayonet

Sorry mauser c96 8 comments

porch_light · 3 years ago

Probably one of my favorite secondaries in PD2 because you can straight up modify it into a sniper rifle