Portism

portism


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im just gonna leave this here 62 comments
portism · 7 years ago
I went in after school to get help from my science teacher after school. (He is short about 5'7" and red headed some people call him a leprechaun) and he was just sleeping sprawled across four students desks...
I actually think he's a pretty cool teacher though
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Evil 6 comments
portism · 7 years ago
Nope
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Where those suckers really come from 6 comments
portism · 7 years ago
What is up with the wooden spoon and noodle one
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Unbelievable facts 25 comments
portism · 7 years ago
Quick turn around at the end "before dying". Try to let us down easier
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I'm ashamed of what happened today 18 comments
portism · 7 years ago
Still better handwriting than me
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I'm ashamed of what happened today 18 comments
portism · 7 years ago
I thought color said cold at first
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Evil 6 comments
portism · 7 years ago
This person waited 5:30 hrs before telling them... 45 mins before their shift started
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Wtf universe 15 comments
portism · 7 years ago
Is this a reference to how I met your mother, even though I think it's 2:00am in the show?
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Never forget, spiderbro 12 comments
portism · 7 years ago
All hail spiderbro. The one that broke the social barrier of humans and spiders
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Forever and ever and ever 41 comments
portism · 7 years ago
If you hate bananas, just remember it is still better than twilight
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What I imagine life in Australia is like 4 comments
portism · 7 years ago
In the third picture why are this stick mans breasts blacked out, but he/she/it does not wear a shirt in the rest? Going Donald Duck shower style?
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Arrrrr matey!! 10 comments
portism · 7 years ago
I think the scope will end up imbedded in her scull. That's... Fun
I hate tan lines! 13 comments
portism · 7 years ago
Oh, so now people are jealous of children that are able to understand things at a slightly higher level. I thought we were for higher education, people.
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Seriously? The d 17 comments
portism · 7 years ago
They are onto us
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lol 11 comments
portism · 7 years ago
Age of war
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I have no friends... 24 comments
portism · 7 years ago
She was raised in ways we can't imagine, her parents were always working in the factory. We must learn to forgive!
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I hate tan lines! 13 comments
portism · 7 years ago
I understand this as an 8th grader. I'm trying not to be too proud
I have no friends... 24 comments
portism · 7 years ago
Siri is incapable of having friends... Sorry man
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Magic meaning puberty 20 comments
portism · 7 years ago
Nope just a lot of makeup
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We don't speak the same language 11 comments
portism · 7 years ago
I'd like to point out, Mr. Or Mrs. Brownerbeaner714, that humans are in fact animals. Therefore by your argument, we don't understand our own language.
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Happiness=food 7 comments
portism · 7 years ago
It should go back up at the end for sleep
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Walmart 13 comments
portism · 7 years ago
Because people are payed to work in it?
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Owned 80 comments
portism · 7 years ago
Who else went to the comments to look for a good argument...?
Veins in near infrared light 11 comments
portism · 7 years ago