I went to watch my team play Manchester United the other week, and rather than the grounds outside being littered by rubbish, I swear to god, there were about 40 pairs of socks spread around. No idea where they came from, no idea why they were there, but they were just scattered about randomly.

Forget Brexit, the fuckers messed with my Toblerone. I am displeased.

In the past, I used to be really indecisive. Now? I'm not so sure if I am

You gotta pay the Troll Toll, if you wanna get into that boy's soul

Unless there's an earthquake because Pikachu doesn't do well with ground-types...

Thank you, America, for making the colossal fuck-up that is Brexit seem less dramatic. We owe you big time.

As a Politics student in the UK, I'm staying up literally all night to watch it

Trains where I live were delayed a while ago because sheep got onto the lines.

One boy in my Science class at school once ate two pig eyes that we were supposed to be dissecting. Another boy also used to eat pencil shavings.

Thyme has run out for you, friend

Yeah, I'm currently studying Politics and English Literature and I highly anticipate being jobless, but at least I know some poetical devices to help me through.

Ah, good old Ed. That huge headstone he engraved his policies onto was the highlight of the whole election for me. Lest we forget.

I'm more concerned about the girl stood behind him

I can't ever get fed up at how blatant the lie is. These are genuinely brilliant