Now I know people say things like "he has a small penis", etc. However, driving one of those trucks feels good. Like I driven multiple trucks and it feels like you're at the top of the world. It's also with modified cars where it feels good to go fast or they look really cool.

Ahh yes, insert the tip where it doesn't belong. Done that multiple times

Technically she isn't wrong. lol

We don't deserve animals

Did someone literally take a pic of a screen instead of screen caping?

I belive someone has mentioned something about being a good idead until you get deep throated by a 4 inch ice rod

Name is "Junkers come here"
Small and unknown and subtitles could be fake just for the laughs.

Made by Russians, rumor is that when they tested it, some of the European countries felt it and their windows shattered

In Middle school a guy asked to go to the bathroom, teacher said no until he dropped a #2 and we had to leave the classroom. Poor guy but the teacher was fired because there were other incidents of her being rude to students.

Don't we all have usernames that don't make sense?

Source is Mitchell and Webb if anybody wondered

before 2000
-survived y2k
-survived the end of the world (2012)
-survived Ebola
There's lots of other stuff. Also something about how 9/11 will be something taught to kids as a Historical Event because we lived through it and the little ones did not.

Or you can see your doctor to see if you can get off the pills so you don't continue to deal with any side effects or continue to take unnecessary medicine.

I was born late 90's, but because I lived in Mexico I got to enjoy things like the super Nintendo, pokemon, and toys because Mexico fell behind a bit and we always got the products that US got rid of.

It's not even that, it's like "yes I'm going to close my bank because I die tomorrow". Doesn't make sense and sounds like just story to laugh about.

I agree, but I've already dealt with my fair share of people who think the world will be nice to them so they need to get slapped with reality every now and then.

Actually there is such thing, the proper name for it is "Simplified English", Britain has "Traditional English".
Just like Mexico, Simplified Spanish, and Spain, Traditional Spanish.

Or he could of stacked them on the trash can to get to the other side