This show has the best quotes 4 comments
pripyatplatypus
· 4 years ago
What's up with your fuckin body hair, big shoots, you look like a 12 year old Dutch girl.
For the "Get the Belt" Sketch 20 comments
Cuz' I got beat with my momma's belt 13 comments
pripyatplatypus
· 4 years ago
And what's the line? There are numerous studies that say physical punishment is no more effective than any other type of discipline and often more detrimental to the emotional and psychological well being of the child.
Cuz' I got beat with my momma's belt 13 comments
pripyatplatypus
· 4 years ago
My mom spanked me relentlessly. All it did was teach me how to hide my behavior and be afraid to actually go to her with legitimate concerns for fear of being beaten. Hitting your child is the easy way out.
Preach 13 comments
pripyatplatypus
· 4 years ago
Yeah, I did the same thing. I have twitter for news and sports stuff, but I never post on it.
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Selective vision 8 comments
pripyatplatypus
· 4 years ago
It's an easy scapegoat, like Chicago, for people who want to rag on liberal governance.
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My grandfather turned 99 today! 6 comments
Oversimplified pizza post. 11 comments
pripyatplatypus
· 4 years ago
I have my issues with the Electoral College, but I can't think of any other system that would work better. It operates correctly and as intended most of the time.
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Facts 12 comments
pripyatplatypus
· 4 years ago
It sounds like a deflection though. Like, "somebody did much worse, so what we did isn't that bad." Comparison is the lowest form of analysis.
Facts 12 comments
pripyatplatypus
· 4 years ago
What does Soviet mismanagement have to do with Americans losing nuclear weapons?
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Hot air balloons are not known for their accuracy 1 comments
pripyatplatypus
· 4 years ago
I'm born and raised in Albuquerque and more than once I've been late for work because a crashed balloon on the freeway. As a kid, a balloon landing in the field was, like, the most exciting thing ever.
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Hrrrmmmmm 10 comments
Second ammendment 23 comments
pripyatplatypus
· 4 years ago
You know, I love seeing these posts because I know that you'll commenting with some Ben Shapiro, Jacob Wohl stuff.
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We have a winner.. ! 6 comments
pripyatplatypus
· 4 years ago
It was good! But I don't think it's award winning good. Phoenix's performance is fantastic, but I think the story and character motivation could have used some tightening up.
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An exciting drive with my wife 9 comments
pripyatplatypus
· 4 years ago
My girlfriend cannot stay awake in the car. I once drove two blocks to a McDonald's to get dollar sodas, and she fell asleep before the drive thru. At 2 in the afternoon. Shes like a baby in a car seat.
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Tax rates over time 14 comments
Experienced Funsubsters Only - Rate My Young Ass 24 comments
So inspiring 2 comments
pripyatplatypus
· 4 years ago
I always sit in the window seat in the last row because of this. I'll get all those other monsters try to jockey for the exit; I'll just sit tight and leave at my leisure.
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Yup, pretty accurate 2 comments
pripyatplatypus
· 4 years ago
I am very weird about being the center of attention, so if I ever have kids, fathers day would be a "do something nice for yourselves" day
Yeah right! 3 comments