I've been referring to Christmas as a die hard movie for years...

Hah, nice try.

This Chappie doesn't have fears, apparently.

Garfield! Did you eat Mary's lasagna?

Today's lesson: don't fight a gorilla.

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.

How about no?

Drive safe, pupper.

"I'm so tough, my muscles have muscles!"

Retard strength?

Shadow of the Colossus.

He's losing himself.

Then they aren't really your friend, now are they?

They're rich enough to have a pool in the bedroom, but have a dinosaur of a TV.
Oh, the irony.

Let's go for a swim!

Except those who shoot up schools.

Holy shit, I NEED TO PLAY THIS AGAIN!

For a second I thought it was on fire.

They all have to start somewhere...

Well...