Excuse me, but it would seem that you have a skeleton inside of your body.

"Wow, I'm going to be dumb for the rest of my life."

OIF

Technically no, as some of the food you eat is actually incorporated into your body when metabolized.

This picture would be very different if it was a cat.

But everything changed when the Cracker Nation attacked...

This joke hands down wins the internet, no exception.

Birb! Do you copy? Birb! BIIIIIIRRRRRB!!

A+ title!

Mine's the exact opposite. I rarely ever have acne but I'll eat a single potato chip and gain two pounds.

Good, I like a challenge before dinner.

Going to school is fun until you have to do it for a grade.

If we're talking about the genies of old mythology, then that guy did us ALL a favor.

The most cursed image on this site.

That makes for quite the debut to cards against Humanity.

The ability to heal all of my wounds just by eating a fuckton of food.

With the amount of businesses Elon has started, that would be a cakewalk.

*Female* human body.

Something's not quite right here...

He went out of his comfort zone to do something that terrified him, I applaud him.

It's Vice, guys. They're basically Polygon's cousin.

Kyogre really let themselves go these past years.

Hell, in my house I may as well just have a whole door ensemble. I never wear clothes around the house.