so instead of typing "why are oranges orange?" into google and clicking the first link (hell you don't even need to click the link sometimes for questions like this it comes up in a box) you will:
1) google a meme generator
2) type the entire phrase "I don't know why oranges are orange and at this point im too afraid to ask" A phrase that is much longer than the original one
3) post it and wait however long it takes for someone else to actually give enough of a shit to answer the question for you.
You end up doing more work in a longer time period than just googling it

You say that like you think this could have had the slightest chance of ever happneing

stroke and cardiac arrest are different btw. You can't speak when your having a cardiac arrest, you can just before a stroke

just btw summer, im not american...

Your a big kid now, you can say fuck

http://i.imgur.com/Ot7BqyA.gif

the purity of the gold doesn't matter when you are adding up all of the pure gold in each item. 11% of the worlds gold would mean 11% of the world pure gold. If you have 1 carrot gold earrings you have 0.000000000001% of the world gold.
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In India, gold jewellery is used as a type of investment of insurance policy. You can flaunt your wealth and then sell it later if you need money without having to rely on more unstable investments (currency inflation, stocks falling, companies failing).
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There was a documentary about India and the gold business there. 3 minutes in is where this fact is stated. http://documentary.net/video/welcome-to-india-survive-on-a-crowded-planet-episode-13/

'Am I the only one who *insert very common thing*'

Ah yes, the common letters of g h j b v c n t y.
All those other pesky letters like a e a m n l r s o p can all fuck off to the sides because they are never used.
Dvorak ( http://www.computerhope.com/help/dvorak.gif ) is a keyboard layout that is more efficient, faster, and more comfortable than the standard QWERTY layout. It has 70% of the most commonly used letters positioned in the home row — QWERTY has only 32% — so your fingers move less. This makes typing less work on a Dvorak keyboard.
http://matias.ca/dvorak/
It's like you didn't even think about what you were saying and didn't even consider looking down at your keyboard before posting

If you think that's a pun you don't know what a pun is.

While aeroplanes companies will often let you drink on the flight, they have a legal obligation to monitor your drinking and won't let you get intoxicated. This also means you can't get on most planes drunk. They can refuse you entry. It poses a safety risk to everyone else on board if in the case of an emergency the flight attendants have to look after and baby two drunks than pay attention to other people who need help too

I don't think you really understand the Linda thing

I draw eyes but i don't draw the rest of the face in the same style. It's these super realistic eyes on bobble heads with cartoon mouths

>Hfw I said no way
> ‘Not unless you do a backflip’ trying to shock her into seeing it’s stupid
>Complete shock on her face. She thought I would stop her
>Ehh?!?! A-a-aren’t you going to stop me
>Nah, go ahead, if you really want to do it
>Accepts I won’t stop her and she gets down
She walked up to me afterwards and hugged my in tears. I told her I loved someone else though. She asked me who and I told her to read the first letter of each line

>A girl a went to school with was a total attention seeker
>Never arrived to class on time, always made a huge fuss
>Didn't talk to her that much, only a few awkward conversations
>He wrists had marks on them and she wore t-shirts that didn't cover them
>I asked her why she hurt herself
>She said 'no one loves me' etc. etc.
>'No one loves you?' "what about your parents? Boyfriend?
>Answered my question with something like "they fake it" or some shit like that
>Made sure not to interact with her after that, she was an attention seeker
>End of school comes around and she asks if I want to hang out with her
>I'm not good in these situations, i couldn't say no even though I wanted to
>Sunday came around and we went to a park and climbed a tree
> Just as we got to the top she told me she wanted me to watch her jump, be a witness
>Oh shit.jpeg I thought she would really do it

>be thethirdi
>tfw I call /b/ 'funny as hell'

So you want everyone to close their borders? Leave all the innocent people stuck in war torn countries there? Let children grow up in a war zone, seeing dead and injured every other day? Not give them a chance purely because they live somewhere and can't get out?

If you use imgur, you don't post to funsubstance. Why would you? imgur is of a higher quality. Also the fact they are a guest. why not just make an account? Also the fact it was posted hours after the original one.

trust me, they arent