This is how I flirt 9 comments
purple_sleevies
· 9 years ago
My kind of date night
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You thought you've seen them all 20 comments
The future is here and Darth Vader likes it 5 comments
purple_sleevies
· 9 years ago
Cool story idea: You put the thing on, it starts charging before you go to sleep, but when you wake up, you see it hasnt starting charging again until after you woke up.
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Find who rules over you 8 comments
Making life simple 5 comments
After all these "Mars" posts.. The world have other problems 8 comments
purple_sleevies
· 9 years ago
We should probably fix our shit before we go putting all of it on another planet.
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Be nice 14 comments
purple_sleevies
· 9 years ago
Or anything for that matter. You could be a 30 foot tall rainbow ice covered unicorn, if you're not a dick, its all good.
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I cant think of a good title 5 comments
"I told you she wouldn't have a boyfriend!" 18 comments
purple_sleevies
· 9 years ago
"This is your second cousin from your third uncles sisters goldfish twice removed, I can't believe you've never met!"
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That explains it! 6 comments
purple_sleevies
· 9 years ago
This is the nicest set of responses to a repost i have ever seen on Funsubstance.
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He was probably grounded for eternity 9 comments
purple_sleevies
· 9 years ago
Hahahhahaha. Reminds me of that one story where the girl was getting online rape threats and she sent them to the boys parents.
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To all the Skyrim players 6 comments
purple_sleevies
· 9 years ago
The creators of Skyrim mustve been so mad when nobody got what they meant.
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You Wouldn't Steal A Car 10 comments
Kanye comp 23 comments
*breaks neck*. I AM FREAKING PUMPED!! 10 comments
purple_sleevies
· 9 years ago
Oh yes, I'm very excited to see what these contestants may have in store for everyone today.
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*breaks neck*. I AM FREAKING PUMPED!! 10 comments
purple_sleevies
· 9 years ago
And this year in the annual Break Yourself competition is starting as an exciting one.
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Stay in school 16 comments
purple_sleevies
· 9 years ago
Considering how many countries there are total, thats not extremely terrible.
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