PurplePumpkin

purplepumpkin


I'm almost always on the internet, and when I'm not I'm either reading, writing or serving my furry master (the one pictured, I'm not THAT weird).

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It's not healthy 5 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 years ago
I expect some extra weird shit from that project... and I look forward to it. TomSka's one of my favourite original absurd content on youtube.
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Hair tie 2 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 years ago
Niiice! Will be a pain in the ass when her hair get stuck in the little loops, but nice.
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Same Die-Cut Jigsaw Puzzle Blends 6 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 years ago
I saw only the first pic yesterday on Pinterest and I gotta say I'm glad you posted the whole thing.
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well, can he? 5 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 years ago
It would. But technically catnip is a psychotrop for cats and I don't know any cat vits so I don't know how the sentence would be.
The pain is real 9 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 years ago
Oh I got a bright future ahead, nice.
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well, can he? 5 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 years ago
I like your format but... translated back to a normal context it would be "Kids, don't forget to take your drugs before breakfast" and that's a bit unsettling.
Creepy moon 5 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 years ago
I know you're trying to make it sound creepy but to me it's like an overexcited pet and I'm sorry but it makes me happy and now I'm looking forward to seeing the moon tonight. God bless Moonmoon.
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The pain is real 9 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 years ago
I just feel really old when it happens.
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Photoshop legend perfectly places himself into celebrities' photos 2 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 years ago
That's pretty cool. Dude's got talent.
Any tattoo lovers here? 7 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 years ago
I'm really not a tattoo lover but this one is really cool. It's well realised and works perfectly with the body part it's on. Definitely awesome!
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Sleeping without clothes on 12 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 years ago
I'm all banking on pity. Like I sleep on a mattress on the floor and except two XIXth century books and my computer (with a shit ton of dead pixels, missing and not working keys and general bad state) I own no valuable thing. That plus the absolute lack of grace of my body, I think he'll leave in horror.
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I'll just eat my vomit 10 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 years ago
I think it's a hack for the fish. "hack for cooking : It's DINner time and the hUman wants to cOOk YOU. Simply use telekinesis to make them wanna cook a vEgetable instead by covering your head in toothpaste. Now, you got plenty of time to flee".
I am so satisfied with this 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 years ago
They could have made just one simple cut by cutting the extra part (in width) and putting it at the bottom of the other one and poof.
(I don't know if I'm clear but it's pretty simple in my head).
Pretty much accurate every time 6 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 years ago
YES. My sister does that all the time. I love her but...wtf, that's weird. When I ask her to leave she's like defiantly saying 'oh, I don't care' and yeah of course she doesn't care because when she does that I gotta stop writing smut, look at yaoi or crack vids, laugh at memes with dirty jokes on them or just memes in general... And you know 10 minutes ok but she can do that for 1hour.
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well, can he? 5 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 years ago
He may.
Book Cover From The '90s 11 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 years ago
NO!! That sign should not be done like this, there are no flat lines, it's too rad for that. The two extremities have to be connected in some sort of infinite coolness sign.
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Mildly impressive axe usage! 4 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 years ago
The lady isn't impressed, but the statue is downright dubious.
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Squab buffet! 19 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 years ago
Honestly it looks more appetizing than the rest...
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Harvest mouse 2 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 years ago
Don't compare yourself, you're beautiful the way you are.
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How to startle a junkie on the bus 2 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 years ago
I can hear the accent in that sentence.
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When you want to take your two year old to see Marilyn Manson but nobody takes the bait 6 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 years ago
""take her with or without anyone help" Then shut the fuck up and go for the second option.
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75% chance it's the guy 5 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 years ago
The way I understood it, they're all friends and some people I know are like that with their close friend. Weird to me but whatever floats their boat.
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They'll run when they see it 9 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 years ago
I just got the worst mental image of rough fingering using that. You could have picked any other word!!
Make metal, ladies. 7 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 years ago
Yeah but maybe the woman went for a quick answer instead of a real one (like "we don't make that kind of money", "that would be a waste", "the neihbours will complain", "you suck your thumb and you'll probably suck at this too") because she was too tired to explain/didn't want any discussion and banked on the fact that she'll probably never remember that.
I mean yes I get the point, but there IS a possibility she should just have stayed in her place as a stranger.
But anyways this is my unpopular opinion and I know even the guitar clapped.
Job hunting irl 17 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 years ago
I'm not saying that either. All I'm saying is, there's a big difference between "selling your soul" and 'proudly doing your best', and only she can make the difference for herself.
I never said that she was saying she shouldn't have to work for money, because that's obviously exactly her point.