PurplePumpkin

purplepumpkin


I'm almost always on the internet, and when I'm not I'm either reading, writing or serving my furry master (the one pictured, I'm not THAT weird).

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Getting to know funsubsters survey results! 42 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 years ago
Wow thanks! I've been lowkey wanting to see our stats for a while but I didn't think someone would actually do the work! (Also sorry for not participating, I did not see the survey) It's such a strange feeling to see how diverse we are^^
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Come to the void, we have snacks!!! 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 years ago
Where can I buy this??
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"It's society, they work for each other..." 17 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 years ago
And in that case, the more extra steps the better.
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It's all easy 6 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 years ago
Good job staying sane... You should first work on not killing 101 puppies.
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Impeccable. 9 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 years ago
Nice one!
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Pivooslune emelingou 10 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 years ago
The title
Big facts from jeni: 12 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 years ago
Your comments are always very insightful and give different points of view. I gotta admit I was thinking the girl was crazy before reading what you said. Thanks for that!
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Free vibrating c*ck rings when buying this alarm clock 19 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 years ago
Welcome to sex ed class!
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I maded this 21 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 years ago
Troll vs dragon, it's like a fantasy battle!
I like the style of the drawing and now I want to see it finished! Have you decided on a head style?
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Pivooslune emelingou 10 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 years ago
Advertising too hard 9 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 years ago
Yeah but the emotional trauma is the reason he's suing.
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Who here knew how to play Minesweeper? 23 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 years ago
I'm a God!! But honestly it would have been cooler to have an internet connection in middle school.
Edit : Oh and I hadn't seen the title! I love minesweeper and I'm fairly good at it. I still voluntarily play it, which led a lot of people to conclude my brain is fucked.
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Impeccable. 9 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 years ago
Shaggy on a baggy or hero on cello?
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I haven't written poetry in years and I'm gonna be ashamed of this tomorrow but here goes: 22 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 years ago
Oh my god y'all are way too nice!! I didn't reply to everyone but I'm sincerely touched by all these comments (and not even ashamed anymore^^). And damn that's what I like about writing poetry too, to me words are a way to tame violent feelings and I'm so, so glad you felt this in my text! Maybe the background helps giving an impression of calm too.
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Advertising too hard 9 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 years ago
Honestly I'll never understand this name. Like... how did anyone think of that? Even if I take it as "Happy Jesus" it's fucking weird.
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Come here little smacko 14 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 years ago
That photo looks really NSFW. I thought it was a colon with hemorroids at first.
Aaaah, my youth 6 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 years ago
But scarily accurate.
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Polar vortex my ass 6 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 years ago
Damn bots are getting really good at titles.
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Can't dodge 'em, can't understand' em 8 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 years ago
I only remembered it existed yesterday with a meme here and a threadbanger video.
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Yeah that'd be pretty aweso.... That's be REALLY AWESOME 8 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 years ago
Niiiice send me your resume and we'll schedule an interview!
Player 2 has joined 138 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 years ago
I don't suppose men find it hilarious when all of them are supposed to be rapists, still, as a woman I laughed my ass off with that post.
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Hospital food reviews 2 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 years ago
This has a form of particular brutality. (and I'm also concerned about anyone classifying a spinach-egg sandwich as good, they should go to the psychiastrist section for a quick check)
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Yeah that'd be pretty aweso.... That's be REALLY AWESOME 8 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 years ago
Asolutely not unless we have a really strong bond and even then...hope you're patient.
Epic facts of history 6 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 years ago
We're the reincarnations of ancient Egyptians.
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Ahh classic Japan 13 comments
purplepumpkin · 5 years ago
And!! they're pretty average looking. There's hope for everyone!
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