purplepumpkin
I'm almost always on the internet, and when I'm not I'm either reading, writing or serving my furry master (the one pictured, I'm not THAT weird).
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I don’t get this meme... oh... nvm 6 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
A weird ad that looks like a meme, and honestly I can't tell if that's the whole point of this post or just a component.
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In love 4 comments
Guys.....I'm a dad now 18 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
I've never talked to your parents! So this doesn't apply.
To clarify, I do find a lot of people cute, it's the whole sentence (including *baby*) that I've used above for the first time without lying.
With that being said, I think you have a wonderful personality.
But I've never seen you so I couldn't tell without cheating the truth, sorry.
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To clarify, I do find a lot of people cute, it's the whole sentence (including *baby*) that I've used above for the first time without lying.
With that being said, I think you have a wonderful personality.
But I've never seen you so I couldn't tell without cheating the truth, sorry.
Yeet 7 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
I don't know my favorite between the GPS and the yeeting, but I like both.
However, be careful! Once when I was little my dad was spinning me in circles, and both my wrists dislocated at the same time. When you do that, hold the child by the forearm, not the hands.
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However, be careful! Once when I was little my dad was spinning me in circles, and both my wrists dislocated at the same time. When you do that, hold the child by the forearm, not the hands.
This belongs to the cat now 4 comments
Shallow mouth breathers 4 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
I have the exact opposite at home! I hyperventilated once trying to breathe like my cat. (She looked concerned)
It happens more than I like to admit 12 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
Yes. I joined THIS freaking show pictured last year and binge watched the (back then) 13 seasons in about a month, and now I'm doing it with Dr Who.
And I'm enjoying this lifestyle so much it's not even decent.
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And I'm enjoying this lifestyle so much it's not even decent.
Yeah my brains been gone for too long 8 comments
Never felt so strongly towards a picture 2 comments
Think ahead before getting pets 3 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
10 years of happiness if he just ate her in the second pic... I see nothing wrong with that.
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Non-tech colleagues/friends say they wanna learn how to code 3 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
Ok let's give it a go.
"My code :
...
Chapter one
...
x=1
if x=2 then... I fucked up"
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"My code :
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Chapter one
...
x=1
if x=2 then... I fucked up"
No no no 7 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
Honestly I'm all for dark humor, but here it isn't tasteful, as @pripyatplatypus said a hardware store isn't the place for that as there is no expected complicity between the store and the clients. Some might take it as a great suggestion rather than a joke. Some might be brutally be reminded of a previous horrible experience in a place where they let their guard down. It's vastly different than joking with friends or here, for instance.
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Shoutout to the OG's 12 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
I always wanted them and bought some last year for my 21st birthday. Does it count?
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Fun Substance Art Event 1 22 comments
Paper penguin 6 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
Well I came here looking for answers and I got was a share of your frustration.
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Fun Substance Art Event 1 22 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
Ooh I remember that, the whole thing was awesome!
Quick question : I have an egg on which I glued a top hat and a monocle and I gave him eyes, a mustache and a scarf, does it count if I redraw it and post the drawing with the picture, or is it already personified and therefore disqualified?
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Quick question : I have an egg on which I glued a top hat and a monocle and I gave him eyes, a mustache and a scarf, does it count if I redraw it and post the drawing with the picture, or is it already personified and therefore disqualified?
Guys.....I'm a dad now 18 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
Your baby is very cute! (and that's the first time I actually mean it)
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Any vet here to clarify this?? 8 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
What? Why did nobody tell me about this? I've been eating sausages wrong all my life!
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You have ten seconds 16 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
Cats are known to be assholes, so I might be the only one loving them :)
(I actually left this comment for myself, as I sometimes read things I've written and think "wow same" before realizing. I know, I know, you don't care about that either, but you're welcome either way!)
(I actually left this comment for myself, as I sometimes read things I've written and think "wow same" before realizing. I know, I know, you don't care about that either, but you're welcome either way!)
Simple logic 7 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
(don't read if sensitive)
This reminds me of the one time my friend saw a headline starting with "horrible rape" and said "aren't all rapes horrible?" to which the only thing I could reply was "hilarious rape : a clown..."
Now I realize this is actually the most horriblest kind of rape.
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This reminds me of the one time my friend saw a headline starting with "horrible rape" and said "aren't all rapes horrible?" to which the only thing I could reply was "hilarious rape : a clown..."
Now I realize this is actually the most horriblest kind of rape.
Hes beginning to believe 5 comments
purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
Ok! It was a bit too fast for my eyes but now that you've pointed it out I can see it. Thanks!
