purplepumpkin
I'm almost always on the internet, and when I'm not I'm either reading, writing or serving my furry master (the one pictured, I'm not THAT weird).— PurplePumpkin Report User
Fluttering high-pitched obese Barracuda 3 comments
purplepumpkin
· 4 years ago
Good question. I mean Mr Popo sure, but him...
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I used to hate it but now I enjoy it 6 comments
purplepumpkin
· 4 years ago
I'm an intern and don't even get paid overtime but I still offer my employers 1h30 everyday.
Ironically, a better pay could probably get me the psychiatric help I seem to need.
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Ironically, a better pay could probably get me the psychiatric help I seem to need.
Goodbye, I'll miss you! 4 comments
purplepumpkin
· 4 years ago
There are other ways of being smart. If you don't enjoy reading, that's how you are, and that's ok.
(I don't know how you escape the void without books though)
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(I don't know how you escape the void without books though)
Where's my Yellow 5? 2 comments
purplepumpkin
· 4 years ago
It's like the text version of that PSA "this is your brain on drugs" and a pan viciously destroys some eggs.
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yum 1 comments
purplepumpkin
· 4 years ago
That fresh onion soup looks better than the guy the girls are talking about.
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Doggo 4 comments
purplepumpkin
· 4 years ago
I'm always leaving hair anywhere I go, my friends sometimes complain they find some at their place even though I've never been there because it stuck to their clothes.
From now on I'm going to reply "it's my confetti. I'm a party".
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From now on I'm going to reply "it's my confetti. I'm a party".
Birthday present for my childhood friend. She always wanted a special lamp for her lounge 2 comments
Seems legit 5 comments
Grandma no! 3 comments
purplepumpkin
· 4 years ago
If anyone is selling a grandmother or a cake like this, I'm interested.
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Edited 4 years ago
He told me that my father was seeing other men 1 comments
purplepumpkin
· 4 years ago
Time to break the secret : has it worked for any of you, or should my cat be concerned about my mental sanity?
We all know someone like this 3 comments
purplepumpkin
· 4 years ago
Even more, as researchers have shown that mice will get more addicted to sugar than heroin.
If I managed to quit, I'd be bragging all day too.
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If I managed to quit, I'd be bragging all day too.
Religion man... 5 comments
purplepumpkin
· 4 years ago
My family is Catholic and I had never heard of this. But it's cool, I might try it when the time comes.
We have come so far 3 comments
purplepumpkin
· 4 years ago
Well if she starts exercising her memory early on, that's a good thing.
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Press f 4 comments
purplepumpkin
· 4 years ago
And then when the little rubber nipple (it's the only fitting description I can think of) runs away, you can still use it, but you have to put your finger directly above the key.
(and the key here is not to lose control)
(and the key here is not to lose control)
Hanging selfish best Duck 6 comments
Cat sneak attack 5 comments
purplepumpkin
· 4 years ago
The little bitch looked so nervous about his prank! "I'm going, no, hey, now!!" I love cats.
He would have been perfect as Professor Oak 4 comments
purplepumpkin
· 4 years ago
There's a time and place for everything. It may be the place, but it's too damn soon!
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Smart kids 3 comments