ok this is brutal but if you get in her shoes, that's a really awkward situation and it's not reassuring to see someone considering you as their girlfriend when you obviously never agreed to it.

Oh you have tiny dumpsters!

Weird flex but okay.

The title represent my exact thoughts. Sometimes it's perfectly obvious we're trying to get away from the real world, in a place where everything is calm and we feel safe, like it's under control.
The only part I don't agree with is "you're unable to cultivate my own", no I'm able to cultivate my own but in order for it to be richer I just add some mind fertilizers.

"hey, you're gonna fail the next semester but don't worry I come from the future and it absolutely never matters. Enjoy your life!"

Story of my life.

He can cut his head so it grows back and get the severed head to suck his dick too.

Wow that's a Mandelbrot zoom.

"ok, this is really complex to hack. I'm implementing this into the software and... tadaa we've entered the mayor's computer".

Is this some sort of rich joke that I'm too peasant to understand?

Because last time a sphinx judged us we needed Oedipus to save the day and we don't have time to find another motherfucker like him to come to the rescue.

I'm the "but" part. (don't read that aloud).

Before this post my eye had not caught the difference between the two... I'm concerned.

Don't forget the calculators with Pokemon programs we spent hours seaching for online.

That smug smile at the end is perfect.

I too love to lube degenerates, if you know what I mean.
(please tell me you know what it's from)

I have very fond memories of 4yo me playing Tomb Raider, then 8yo tying my nephew to his cupboard to play GTA on his playstation, and I absolutely hate violence irl. The news were more shocking to me as a child since it was real shit that happened.

It looks judgemental. His eye is gonna follow me like that Cain guy.

RIP to their inbox.

My god that must hurt. How is their blood still flowing?