PurplePumpkin

purplepumpkin


I'm almost always on the internet, and when I'm not I'm either reading, writing or serving my furry master (the one pictured, I'm not THAT weird).

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Happened to me three times, I have always wondered if I continued to live my life in a 7 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Almost drowned too! I felt anxious, but then really really calm.
My mom saved me and she was far less calm doing first aid on my unconscious body.
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Good question 1 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Riding your own dick is quite the concept.
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Forever cheesy 2 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
RIP to the "where does Fred Weasley buy his clothes" joke.
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We finally have the full story 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
I love this story.
Make it C*nt! 2 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Make it count.
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YES. Let's do this. 54 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
If we can help keeping it that way, we're there!
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YES. Let's do this. 54 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
I'm not familiar with that universe either, but it sounds awesome!
Tis the season 7 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Shhh sweetie, no need to yell, I'm right there.
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We did it! 34 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Fuck up of the year!
Stairs are for every body 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
The geometry of this photo confuses me. Is the ground flat? If so, why are there stairs? If it's not flat, how???? what indicates any clue of not flat-ness?
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Wolfs!! 4 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
A warwolf *chases you with a sword*
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YES. Let's do this. 54 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
You're really happy about getting killed :') Good for you though, it's nice he replied.
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Tis the season 7 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Helloooooo
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"Thewh**e" 6 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
A few years ago, we were 4 friends watching this beautiful movie. It was around 3 am, we had been working all week. 10 minutes later, they were two watching the movie while me and a guy were having a fit of laughter outside the room we had just been kicked out of.
I simply cannot see it without thinking of this "la puta" moment.
Word of advice 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
"Mama, just killed a man...
But shit, it was 99 cents!"
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YES. Let's do this. 54 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Oh nice! It's cool you've decided to tackle a big project like that. Learning new skills is so rewarding too! (But stay safe during winter hiking)
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No matter the size climate change is the real issue 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
The icecaps are melting, and so are my already tiny boobs.
Too much imagination 2 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
I don't own a carpet like this but I'd like to see more posts like this one! (Liek the mini cloud trend we've had a few weeks ago)
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Chillin with the Boober 6 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
The fluff! The poise! The soft presence!
EDIT : so if I'm not mistaken that's the "little shit" who's been fake limping?
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YES. Let's do this. 54 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Happy to hear that!! You have the right strategy, you're gonna win that battle.
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YES. Let's do this. 54 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Yes cats pics please!!
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YES. Let's do this. 54 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
That's against the rules. You came here so you HAVE to find something good you did if you don't want to anger me. No matter how long it takes.
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YES. Let's do this. 54 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Noice! Hope you like said job!
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YES. Let's do this. 54 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
I'm wishing both of you a lot of happiness in your future :)
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YES. Let's do this. 54 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Oh that's so wholesome! You must be great at your job and nice to be around for them to act like this!!
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