purplepumpkin
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Bc I had to see it, so have you (and yes, it's made of c*ckroaches) 10 comments
purplepumpkin
· 4 years ago
...I'm honestly just impressed.
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Can you hear it 4 comments
purplepumpkin
· 4 years ago
...Ok that was God tier. And we all know he'll kill her right when the songs says "there'll be peace when you are done".
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Me too 9 comments
purplepumpkin
· 4 years ago
First of all, real (aka good) restaurants don't resort to using or serving ketchup.
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Baguette ready for the pun 1 comments
Spa day for my girlfriend 2 comments
purplepumpkin
· 4 years ago
My mind directly went to "he dismembered his girlfriend and is trying to wash the body piece by piece". I'm going to stop reading thrillers and crime novels.
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Videos without ads? Impossible 3 comments
purplepumpkin
· 4 years ago
Well everyone in the entertainment industry does enjoy getting paid for their work so they can live, and the firms who have an interest in paying them are 1. big enough to do so and 2. not that numerous, so of course this happens. No problem for me here.
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True story bro. Think about it 8 comments
The picture that inspires Black Mirror San Junipero 3 comments
purplepumpkin
· 4 years ago
That was a nice episode with a cute story, I hope these two got to be happy.
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This angers me 4 comments
purplepumpkin
· 4 years ago
I did peel them as a kid, held the nugget between my thumb and index and cautiously peel it with my teeth to eat the crusty part first. It's not a consensual way of eating them but at least I'm not the only one!
Nathan w pyle 2 comments
purplepumpkin
· 4 years ago
Yes! Music+reading = exquisite mini universe. I've once had the chance to hear a "musical reading" of some short stories, a guy was playing accordeon while a woman was (sadly not very skillfully) reading the stories aloud. (And I've also read Arria Marcella in Pompeii... It was so perfect!) Reading in other settings can totally change the experience.
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It's so cringy and painful to hear... More in the comments. 9 comments
purplepumpkin
· 4 years ago
Old enough to have grandkids (he mentioned them) and nope he doesn't, he is responsible for the gardens in my city (including a reconstitution of a medieval garden that does look pretty nice in spring) and as such seems very skilled to teach us about gardens, it *could* indeed have been awesome.
I also forgot to mention he taked about color symbolism, said yellow stands for friendship but also betrayal, so that's why we shouldn't trust yellow-skinned people (and as he noticed the Corean guy in front of him, he clarified he meant like people who caught jaundice... how's that better?)
And yes you're right about the Looney Tunes!! x) We don't even hate the guy for that, just laugh about what he said a lot with just a side of remaining concern.
I also forgot to mention he taked about color symbolism, said yellow stands for friendship but also betrayal, so that's why we shouldn't trust yellow-skinned people (and as he noticed the Corean guy in front of him, he clarified he meant like people who caught jaundice... how's that better?)
And yes you're right about the Looney Tunes!! x) We don't even hate the guy for that, just laugh about what he said a lot with just a side of remaining concern.
forethought 4 comments
purplepumpkin
· 4 years ago
I love this meme. It's kinda dead but I'm glad to see it rise again from time to time.
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It's so cringy and painful to hear... More in the comments. 9 comments
purplepumpkin
· 4 years ago
Yeah tbh I'm suspecting his ex was Japanese and her whole family roasted him for liking flowers or something.
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It's so cringy and painful to hear... More in the comments. 9 comments
purplepumpkin
· 4 years ago
I study cultural heritage. A guy is supposed to teach us about gardens, he chose to do medieval gardens (ok), which rely heavily on symbolism, which he thinks is a great opportunity to teach us "philosophic" point of views about everything and open us on the world... The irony!
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It's so cringy and painful to hear... More in the comments. 9 comments
purplepumpkin
· 4 years ago
Ok so we also just got "the dream in Africa is to have food in your garden. But you know, when it's trampled by elephants regularly, it's not that easy".
(I'm so sorry if anyone's triggered, I'm trying to laugh about it to forget how truly unbelievable it is)
EDIT : He's not intentionnally mean, but he talks like he learned everything about the world from mid-XIXth century books.
"Japanese people are violent so they need green" "Humans are all fascinated by colors and flowers. [2 secs later] Japanese don't like flowers".
I don't know what Japanese people have done to him but God it hurts.
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Edited 4 years ago
(I'm so sorry if anyone's triggered, I'm trying to laugh about it to forget how truly unbelievable it is)
EDIT : He's not intentionnally mean, but he talks like he learned everything about the world from mid-XIXth century books.
"Japanese people are violent so they need green" "Humans are all fascinated by colors and flowers. [2 secs later] Japanese don't like flowers".
I don't know what Japanese people have done to him but God it hurts.
Never trust a chicken nugget 1 comments
purplepumpkin
· 4 years ago
Chicken act like they found food to attract females.
So these kids are stupid enough to fall in a real or a facke chicken's trap.
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So these kids are stupid enough to fall in a real or a facke chicken's trap.
Unfortunately this is what happens 13 comments
purplepumpkin
· 4 years ago
Well there's a reason why I've been using self-reliance for the past 22 years: it's efficient.
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My cat kneads a lot of attention 3 comments
purplepumpkin
· 4 years ago
Ok cats are indeed awesome and claudia's my first name so I shall accomplish the prophecy and make this cat-loving person my girlfriend.
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They have only a month and a half to become a superpower 7 comments
purplepumpkin
· 4 years ago
...I was being sarcastic. It seems pretty obvious that it couldn't possibly be an actual green initiative.
Just a little reminder that Apple hates you 7 comments
