purplepumpkin
I'm almost always on the internet, and when I'm not I'm either reading, writing or serving my furry master (the one pictured, I'm not THAT weird).
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It project manager 57 comments
purplepumpkin
· 4 years ago
Glad you remembered!! We presented our results last week to the guys who are paying for it and are going to make it come to life. They were super thrilled as we apparently exceeded their expectations (even though we got only 80% because the people grading us thought we were "too professionnal", whatever that means, and they never go above 80% anyways). From january to july I will be part of the team who builds the exhibit that's gonna go with the hologram. I'll be able to oversee the filming, select various works of art illustrating the exhibit's thesis, maybe write some informative leaflets... The whole thing should be presented to the public in 2021. Can't wait to see it!
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Free motivation. Take or leave it 4 comments
Anytime I ask if anyone wants to be on my feet I end up on the weird side of the internet 2 comments
purplepumpkin
· 4 years ago
Me, trying to push my foot inside my best friend: Best friends wear each other!!
My friend: ...that's it bitch you've worn me out.
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My friend: ...that's it bitch you've worn me out.
Maybe I am a monster 7 comments
purplepumpkin
· 4 years ago
Yamete judasai = stop it please!
From what I know it's frequently used in hentais (which I don't watch but I'm like 98,5% sure) and niaaaa is a moaning.
From what I know it's frequently used in hentais (which I don't watch but I'm like 98,5% sure) and niaaaa is a moaning.
Lovely message 2 comments
purplepumpkin
· 4 years ago
I had purple highlights in my hair today (which I've wanted since I was 5!!) and all day I felt like the guy in the 3rd panel. No reason to comment saying that, I'm just happy with my purplish hair!!
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This is true fear 2 comments
purplepumpkin
· 4 years ago
One time my sister broke 50 champagne glasses in one go. I remember the room going silent for 20 seconds and me asking "why isn't anyone mad?" After that... no one still went mad. My parents said anyone can make a mistake and she'd been very stressed lately. Which is true, but their answer came partly from the shock, it was so big they couldn't even be mad. The party moved to another room and we spent 30min picking glass shards from the ground.
It project manager 57 comments
purplepumpkin
· 4 years ago
Training to give guided tours and workshops at museums! (and loving it :) )
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With the angsty band tshirt 8 comments
Odilon Redon, closed eyes 1, c. 1890. 1890. 1 comments
It has a mind of its own 7 comments
purplepumpkin
· 4 years ago
Valid question! I've asked her a long while ago, it does not bother her to stop but she starts doing it again immediately after stopping, without even noticing, because her leg just moves on autopilot. The question of who is right is an open debate x) I'm trying not to be an asshole about this issue though, I only ask during lunch and diner because it moves the whole table, my own leg too most of the time and the headaches get really intense. But I also have annoying habits that she helps me keep down. We compromise, if I've asked her to stop quite a lot I'll fix her a 4 o'clock snack and if I crack my knuckles too much and she's gotten mad about it she'll get me a book from the book box.
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It's up to you 2 comments
purplepumpkin
· 4 years ago
"Let's play a game, guess what I'm thinking of!". According to memes, that's the best way to have her pick fast.
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Blueberries 1 comments
purplepumpkin
· 4 years ago
Bottom panel girl: "Where have I tasted this before... ah yes yellow c... fuck!"
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Another German running gag - going strong since the 90s :) 9 comments
purplepumpkin
· 4 years ago
Any time, but that doesn't answer the question.
(jk, I -confusedly- googled it after reading your comment)
Edit: and I've now entered a rabbit hole -no innuendo intended-, thank you!
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(jk, I -confusedly- googled it after reading your comment)
Edit: and I've now entered a rabbit hole -no innuendo intended-, thank you!
Another German running gag - going strong since the 90s :) 9 comments
purplepumpkin
· 4 years ago
I love these comments' sass!
We had a similar airport story in France (Notre-Dame des Landes, according to the Wikipedia page the operation was launched in 1963 and aborted in 2018) but the reactions are by far less funny. Now a mixed community lives on site, consisting of opponents to the projects who apparently started to have their habits here and won't leave and a lot of homeless people.
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We had a similar airport story in France (Notre-Dame des Landes, according to the Wikipedia page the operation was launched in 1963 and aborted in 2018) but the reactions are by far less funny. Now a mixed community lives on site, consisting of opponents to the projects who apparently started to have their habits here and won't leave and a lot of homeless people.
Always support each other! 5 comments
purplepumpkin
· 4 years ago
It reminds me of that joke I used to find hilarious (I was 8, my humor has changed): Why do you wrap a hamster in tape? So that it doesn't burst when you fuck it. Just bringing it up because I'm curious to know how you plan on breeding with mice. (If you don't see how size would be a problem, I have bad news for you).
Apples to apples 2 comments
purplepumpkin
· 4 years ago
I'mma desacrate Steve Jobs' grave to perform a ritual and get rid of that shitty apple situation. Thousand of years of bleeding for a fucking fruit!
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Modern art be like: 2 comments
purplepumpkin
· 4 years ago
THere's a 50-50 chance the artist found it hilarious / went into a tantrum.
But honestly... in shit like that, the important part is the concept, the explication behind it. The banana in itself doesn't matter, if not from a buyer's point of view, which is sadly the one taken into account here. Hope the man got out of it wihtout too much problems.
Heck, it's been a time where it would even have been considered a performance.
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But honestly... in shit like that, the important part is the concept, the explication behind it. The banana in itself doesn't matter, if not from a buyer's point of view, which is sadly the one taken into account here. Hope the man got out of it wihtout too much problems.
Heck, it's been a time where it would even have been considered a performance.
Wish me good luck guys! 3 comments
If you feel like it 3 comments
I hope my personal ghost is at least hot 9 comments
purplepumpkin
· 4 years ago
When I was 15 I started imagining sthg like this, I had this imaginary friend (yes I know it's too late to have imaginary friends but hey, as long as it kept me alive...) and started to think he was withdrawing actual friendships and relationships to be alone with me. I wrote an (unpublished :'( ) book based on that!
So great, now I discover I was both crazy and an involuntary plagiarist.
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So great, now I discover I was both crazy and an involuntary plagiarist.
