Reminds me of how the test for diamonds is to burn them. If it burns kudos it was real.

nya nya nya nya nya...
Now it's in your head too.

Can you explain how you became a pigeon master? I'm greatly intrigued.

My sister taking pole dance lessons.
My family: she's gonna become a stripper isn't she.
Me: No! It's a dance and a sport, actually a good exercise.
Two years later, they were right.

I've read your knees can also end up in your face and violently damage your cheeks bones and/or eye sockets.

I've wanted to be ginger since I'm a child and now I like my natural hair but this post is giving me an identity crisis.

I'm pleased to see birds are interested in our lives and gossip about us.

Yes this repartition of wealth is concerning to say the least. I mean you have people to poor to live and others with mmore money than they can spend. And put like this the amount of money they have seems really surreal.

Oh boy it's perfect. The knowing look he gives us makes it golden.

I'm gonna eat so much tiny bread.

Uh except the scales, horns, beard & wings that's me right now. Is my FBI man trying to tell me something?

Well yeah that seems logical in a way, motivation gives better results and in some jobs where you have a week to do something and doing it faster only means you're gonna spend time sitting in a chair doing nothing on Friday, having only four days in a week makes you want to give it all you've got, you tend to be extra thankful to your employers and everyone works hard to make sure it won't go back to a longer week.

Well fuck the law then... Wait no.

Why would anyone unpromptedly state they're a vegetable?

That's an Eldritch monstrosity.

My strategy involves completing a lot of paid surveys and thus selling my personal info piece by piece, mixed with very wrong elements for shit and giggles.