PurplePumpkin

purplepumpkin


I'm almost always on the internet, and when I'm not I'm either reading, writing or serving my furry master (the one pictured, I'm not THAT weird).

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Our mission 7 comments
purplepumpkin · 15 weeks ago
This is so accurate it hurts.
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Adam's apple 15 comments
purplepumpkin · 15 weeks ago
@mialinay You attracted yet?
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Ah, the naivety of 22 wks ago 1 comments
purplepumpkin · 15 weeks ago
I think this whole situation is going to teach us all more than one lesson.
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One of the best things living in Austria - clean toilets, including those which are in 7 comments
purplepumpkin · 15 weeks ago
200$ for both tickets. Deal?
See with @nelson for expiry. (Don't say it's alreay expired @nelson)
Ugh I'm bored 62 comments
purplepumpkin · 15 weeks ago
I love the third one, you look like some drunk Wal-mart person trying to look sexy :')
That shade of lipstick really suits you!
Edit: oh I hadn't noticed the nose-ear chain piercing! My best friend in HS had one of those, I like them!
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oops 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 15 weeks ago
I'd rather not.
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One of the best things living in Austria - clean toilets, including those which are in 7 comments
purplepumpkin · 15 weeks ago
I'm gonna sell them to some millenial desperate for cheap holidays.
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Vicks quick fix 4 comments
purplepumpkin · 15 weeks ago
Here too everything that isn't banks, hospitals and food stores is shut down.
Send Vicks!
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oops 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 15 weeks ago
I feel like we're the Egyptian now.
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One of the best things living in Austria - clean toilets, including those which are in 7 comments
purplepumpkin · 15 weeks ago
...trains.
Is that it, have I won something?
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Dreamy photo of our little Talvi 2 comments
purplepumpkin · 15 weeks ago
Ooooh he looks like honey and caramel fudge that's a beautiful dog!!
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The logo of a christian school in my town 5 comments
purplepumpkin · 15 weeks ago
Without the outer oval it would actually be quite nice.
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Oh it’s not just a hobby? 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 15 weeks ago
The title would have made for a nice recovery.
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School getting up to date ! 4 comments
purplepumpkin · 15 weeks ago
It's lame but I like this drawing style, it feels like late 90's-00's
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F**k people 7 comments
purplepumpkin · 15 weeks ago
Our time to shine.
(Conspiracy theory: the virus was created by an introvert who got tired to be told they should "go out more and talk to people")
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Source: My ass 8 comments
purplepumpkin · 15 weeks ago
I once had to use a paper from 1953. I only found a few pages, it was a Polish translation (which neither me nor my teacher can read) and I had given up when I found it by an absolute coincidence on a website in Spanish dedicated to something else. I still decided to quote it because I was really proud that I had found it.
The teacher said we should all have done that, even though I told him I had no idea what it said, I had just used the picture with the name of the species underneath, it was almost impossible to find and the wikipedia page had the exact same info, only... available.
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Kindergarten mobster 5 comments
purplepumpkin · 15 weeks ago
I had a book in which the little girl went to a fairy and she got magical sugar cubes that made her parents loose 50% of their height everytime they contradicted her, and "you'll just have to do what I ask you" was also her line of defense.
As a kid I thought "what a great idea". Even though I was too nice to say that to my parents, I'm with @creativedragonbaby on this one, I can totally see a kid say that, be it their own original idea or not.
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Make yourself a warm meal this week 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 15 weeks ago
Revenge food is a nice concept, start with hatred from one person, turn it into a satisfying meal for multiple strangers. You go guys!
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Now I want infinity dollars AND inflation 12 comments
purplepumpkin · 15 weeks ago
Oh yes
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We vibing 5 comments
purplepumpkin · 15 weeks ago
Yeaaaah that's a perfect vibe!!
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Welp. 19 comments
purplepumpkin · 15 weeks ago
You know I wasn't asking for precise details but thanks I guess.
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It's sad if you get offended by the smallest things 9 comments
purplepumpkin · 15 weeks ago
Gotta be honest, I thought the first person was massively telling the whole concept of genre to fuck off.
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Ah, no place like home 5 comments
purplepumpkin · 15 weeks ago
*a drop on the floor* hey that's us!
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Just start it 13 comments
purplepumpkin · 15 weeks ago
You don't always need a pencil, for some it'll be clay or play-doh, others have their voice, and by that I mean singing but also oral poetry and stories...
And don't be afraid, everyone starts awful, the point is to have fun and the muse will visit you...or you know you'll simply get more skilled.
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Do you like Deathnote? Well I’m here to ruin your day! 33 comments
purplepumpkin · 15 weeks ago
I've always found adam's apples...intimate on scrawny guys. You can tell when a person is trying not to get emotional by looking at this (+others signs ofc) and you see them swallowing their saliva (that sounds weeeeird), it gives off a vulnerable vibe and makes me feel like I know what's going on in their body. I mean it in a tender, non psychopathic way but I don't think this is clear at all.
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