purplepumpkin
I'm almost always on the internet, and when I'm not I'm either reading, writing or serving my furry master (the one pictured, I'm not THAT weird).
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*Neighing* 3 comments
purplepumpkin
· 3 years ago
Tell me about it, once I swallowed one and my throat was horse for 3 weeks.
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Consume the weak 6 comments
purplepumpkin
· 3 years ago
Pregnant people are twice more delicious because they contain 2 souls, so he's trying to figure out who's got a guy to maximize his chances.
Nah no clue.
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Nah no clue.
Do you even know facts, bro? 4 comments
Alek wek 6 comments
Nobody Cared Who He Was Until He Tried to Put On A Mask... 2 comments
purplepumpkin
· 3 years ago
Everyobdy already cared who you were before you pulled off the mask thing.
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Here's the Deal [Predictive Text Game For The Truly Bored] 36 comments
purplepumpkin
· 3 years ago
Here's the deal with the consequences of the year so I don't have any money for you guys and hope you have a good night.
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I mean, it's 100% true. I think it's coherent because I don't usually type in English so I haven't had time to fuck up the predictive text.
When I try in my language and translate it it's "Here's the deal with my best friends to love this summer". So, in short, my friends are great and you should love them but do so for free.
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I mean, it's 100% true. I think it's coherent because I don't usually type in English so I haven't had time to fuck up the predictive text.
When I try in my language and translate it it's "Here's the deal with my best friends to love this summer". So, in short, my friends are great and you should love them but do so for free.
Here's the Deal [Predictive Text Game For The Truly Bored] 36 comments
purplepumpkin
· 3 years ago
Well I hope your predictive text isn't making real predictions for July.
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Margot Robbie no makeup 2 comments
purplepumpkin
· 3 years ago
That's freaking weird she doesn't look like the same person. (also not my type but I'm really more focused on the fact that they don't even look from the same family)
Full Orb Owl Wants To Square Up 3 comments
Who wore it better? 3 comments
Anon is a Life Coach 10 comments
purplepumpkin
· 3 years ago
If I left home at 14 and then came back at 19 did I or did I not miss the milestone? I need to know if I gotta kill myself.
Pics or GTFO, is what I alvays say 1 comments
Will granted 1 wish. Others will tell the side effect 23 comments
purplepumpkin
· 3 years ago
I can't tell for all pets but I know my cat became awfully sad and completely stopped eating the first time we were on vacation when she was little and we had to come back (and dropped the idea of vacations). A lot of them would be sad without their humans.
Cat and Honker 3 comments
purplepumpkin
· 3 years ago
A jealous witch cursed the princess of the land, turning her into a duck. Alas, the fairy Godmother wasn't powerful enough to turn her back, but she took revenge on the witch and turned her into a cat. Now the duck and the cat were alone, and the cat was planning on getting her powers back by fetching her magical book on a secluded island. She started to ask the swan to take her there, planning to threaten her, but before she reached the threat part the swan had already accepted because she was a True Princess with a Pure Heart (TM). They are seen here in the middle of their journey to the island. Later on, when crocodiles attack, the wit of the witch will save both her and the princess and they will slowly bond. When the witch gets her power back everything goes to normal again but they're now friends and can sometimes be seen sailing together.
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Edited 3 years ago
Consider me interested 4 comments
Glad someone is keeping track 6 comments
THE FEEL WHEEL this is super helpful for anyone needing to identify their emotions or 2 comments
purplepumpkin
· 3 years ago
The feel wheel punched me in the face because damn I hadn't realized what a chicken I am.
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Edited 3 years ago
Will granted 1 wish. Others will tell the side effect 23 comments
purplepumpkin
· 3 years ago
I wish my parents are going to stay healthy and have a long, happy and worry-free life before peacefully dying at the same time on March 23, 2070.
Tittieless Snake-women [Google now sends me content related to snakes with t*ts...] 7 comments
purplepumpkin
· 3 years ago
Well I saw the title and the pic and my brain braced itself but that was actually a cute post!
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