PurplePumpkin

purplepumpkin


I'm almost always on the internet, and when I'm not I'm either reading, writing or serving my furry master (the one pictured, I'm not THAT weird).

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"Croutons of Christ" 8 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 years ago
Wait how do you know?
Sup smol thugs! 10 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 years ago
Quality addition!!! It is so perfect when linguistics and biology align to caracterize such a delightful little creature
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"Croutons of Christ" 8 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 years ago
101,604 croutons, 1 crouton/Sunday: 101,604 Sundays. Roughly 2000 years.
As for the shots I don't have a reference in mind to calculate what volume it represents.
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Sup smol thugs! 10 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 years ago
Just imagine "That gundi has a gundi gundi". Did I say that thug has a round butt, or does that butt have a cute thug?
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Healthcare for some 87 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 years ago
(this comment is just a remark, out of the original topic) A lot of things that have been said here sound like brainwashing but "you give your life and soul to Uncle Sam" takes the cake, it really sounds like people are in a cult. The concept of risking your life to have access to health is also ironic.
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Parallel didactic freelance Alligator 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 years ago
Wow that IS cringe to have such strong negative feelings towards children books.
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Sup smol thugs! 10 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 years ago
Aaaand apparently it also means butt in tamil.
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Primordial beings 4 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 years ago
Grim, it's your responsibility if you want her gone.
But please, as my birthday's the same day as her I've always wanted to go to England and pretend the fireworks are for me, so can you wait until I've had the occasion to do that?
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This aged well .. 6 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 years ago
Aged like fine milk.
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I need to lure a trash panda to my home one day. 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 years ago
Aw the raccoon comes with a free gift <3
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"Croutons of Christ" 8 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 years ago
Fair point but honestly I'd never dare question "Thomas Madia"'s premises, he seems too involved to not be a psycho.
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science 1 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 years ago
"And it moves around the sun! -You have forfeited your life privileges."
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Low end doggo 6 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 years ago
I'm into retro gaming so as long as I can run the first Tomb Raider and text-based Zork...
Now that we finally got a more or less decent photo - say hi to TimTam! 30 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 years ago
He cute! His little eyes make him look like Lucas the spider (youtube.com/watch?v=1gBZVkQIniM). Out of curiosity, between Tim Tam, Leopold (I hope I remember his name right) etc how much pets do you live with? (Vikings not included)
edit: Just realized Lucas is based on this exact breed of spiders... the more you know
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Healthcare for some 87 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 years ago
I never said we were perfect. We're not, that's part of living in the real world, however we're aware of it and we try to get better. You just sound bitter that we apparently tricked America into paying stuff for us, which if it's true doesn't really make you sound successful. But that wasn't even the original point, healthcare isn't about "how to be successful", it's about humanity. We all have different views, good. But lies like those said in the original comment above and weird out of the subject remarks are ruining the debate.
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Big gross 5 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 years ago
I hate everything about this
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Anon doesn't believe in paranormal 10 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 years ago
They expect the ghosts to go "aaaah la perfide Albion remet ça on va les niquer" and manifest themselves in fits of rage.
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Could this YEAR get any WORSE 6 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 years ago
Idk impromptute holidays in the middle of the school year were great, graduating was ok and my grades a pleasant surprise after completely rushing my thesis, it's the empty now that sucks.
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Surprise motherfcker 4 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 years ago
Time for a sword fight!
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PoGo Project #79 - Free Willy 8 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 years ago
Oh a shiny willy!
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Healthcare for some 87 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 years ago
"We do not want to be taken care of" We hear what you say, it's just bewildering to basically read "Here we just let poor people die and we don't want it to change". So we try to understand and honestly comments like the first one in this thread do not help because they sound like someone yelling "It's better because we get more stuff. Wait we don't? Then it's better because we say it is." Here in Europe we have free health care without negative sides and we also get the advantages mentioned above so we really can't see the appeal of letting people die because it's their own problem.
With that being said, as long as the American governement keeps letting only Americans die it's not our problem here in Europe so we can all keep our own view on the matter and move on with our lives.
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A heartfelt patch of moss for those familiar with witches 1 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 years ago
Using crotch fruit is overrated, let's all just have feline employees.
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What does it matter? 2 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 years ago
My mom thinks it happens literally like that. The other day I got sharp chest pain and she dead ass said "don't go having problems now, if you do we need to change your socks before we can call an ambulance". Like tf no you don't.
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Bottom of the 9th 1 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 years ago
Me @my parents when they don't care about a minor inconvenience that just happened to me.
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