PurplePumpkin

purplepumpkin


I'm almost always on the internet, and when I'm not I'm either reading, writing or serving my furry master (the one pictured, I'm not THAT weird).

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Depressive lil doodle 2 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 years ago
That doesn't sound like they were really your friends to begin with. Anyways I'm sorry you had to go through it.
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We had our wedding cake remade for our 5th anniversary and this fat bastard took the 2 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 years ago
If he hadn't had a bite the first time, it's only fair.
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Looking smart 1 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 years ago
But once you start being ok with asking questions when don't understand/don't know what people are talking about, you'll notice they don't judge you for it. Instead, they 1. Are flattered you're actually listening and involved enough to ask and 2. Tend to be impressed that you don't care about looking dumb. (From personal observation, I knew a guy who did that and that attitude was cooler than expected so I jumped in the band wagon)
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Do not question my state 27 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 years ago
*looks between Navajo and Anal creampie*
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Helltaker is a great free short indie videogame on Steam 8 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 years ago
...I needed a double take at the shirt to make sure this wasn't a pic of me.
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It doesn't work ???? 10 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 years ago
It's also similar to hair! Use bleach to make them a lighter color!
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I colorized this portrait by Dorothea Lange of a Mother and Child during The Great 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 years ago
I didn't know the name of the photographer but I love this pic, it was the front cover of my hardback copy of Grapes of Wrath.
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Buffy repulsive true Grouse 2 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 years ago
A cheap off brand repainted Rihanna, maybe.
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You'll never know me like I know me, and for that you should all be grateful 12 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 years ago
I spend a lot of time looking through windows, comment on a lot of mundane stuff to the point I just narrate my actions, play out intense scenarios in my head that leave me crying over the death of the son I've never had, laugh like a dying whale, and recklessly do everything I want to the moment I think of it like I'm not the one who has to (/really should) clean up the mess afterwards. I also think it's safe to say everyone's true self farts a lot.
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When You wanna impress a girl 16 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 years ago
Mrfahrenheit using Celsius is the biggest flex on the nonsense-imperial measure system I've seen so far.
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Back in high school I was in a design class and we were assigned a project to edit a 2 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 years ago
That's not really impressive though, especially years after completion when the "yay done" wave has long been ridden.
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Everytime I look at him, he looks at me. Kinda cute :3 2 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 years ago
Me as a child (if i had been a grow ass bearded man back then ofc).
Different types of sharks 2 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 years ago
But you can't throw him, look at his poor baby face!
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Breakdown! At the Walmart 9 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 years ago
Anxiety! at the Movies
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Nail this guy to a cross, amiright? 17 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 years ago
If he's not a true catholic, he's the best con artist of all times since he managed to convince a lot of people otherwise.
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All the 96 born, unite! 8 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 years ago
wot I'm gen z??
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Passions vs Hyperfixations 6 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 years ago
That's me looking for ice skating classes after watching Yuri on ice.
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Delicate unsuccessful daffy Worm 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 years ago
Ay cheers, and I say even stuff from the past can be related to that. that little kid has doomed us all.
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My neighbor's toddler was a little too quiet 6 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 years ago
If you do that with leaves that have fallen on the ground, you have free sustainable confetti.
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Recondite flagrant shivering Rabbit 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 years ago
If I reach that age, my go-to answer will be "God didn't want me and neither did the Devil".
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I just finished a phd position interview and this is 100% me rn 13 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 years ago
Yeah :D Thanks! (Although I did run it through google translate to check if it made sense^^)
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I just finished a phd position interview and this is 100% me rn 13 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 years ago
É muito interessante! Não praticarei ontem, mas tento aprender um pouco todos os dias. (It's very interesting! I haven't practiced yesterday, but I try to learn a bit everyday). It's rather easy as its grammar and vocabulary are quite similar to French, but I have trouble understanding spoken lines.
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Adulting sucks 13 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 years ago
Great. We can discuss later on a date and I'll write you a formal invitation.
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