purplepumpkin
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Hoarding petrol in plastic bags couldn't possibly go wrong. 10 comments
purplepumpkin
· 2 years ago
It does smell good but jeez...
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celeary 7 comments
purplepumpkin
· 2 years ago
Ok, taking a selfie with some celery was cute and all until I read the caption on the second picture. Way more concerned about that.
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Never use responsibility 11 comments
Eats potato chip 4 comments
purplepumpkin
· 2 years ago
I grew up watching Dragon Ball -and Sangoku is a sweetheart but not a rocket scientist-, and it only eased me into more complex anime.
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Truly deep words 4 comments
purplepumpkin
· 2 years ago
I've seen this image recently, but I can't remember where... Maybe I need to use the sleep.
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P.O.V. : It’s 1911 and you’re in charge of the Louvre 1 comments
purplepumpkin
· 2 years ago
The culprit was the glazier with his tools in a nearby appartment.
(and he's a big part of why this painting is so well known, people didn't give that much of a crap before it was stolen)
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(and he's a big part of why this painting is so well known, people didn't give that much of a crap before it was stolen)
I know posting *** here is bad but posting on ***?? 4 comments
purplepumpkin
· 2 years ago
Not to brag, but I started not giving a crap about Oscars before it was cool.
But I'm curious, what is/was the appeal of this?
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But I'm curious, what is/was the appeal of this?
Nothing importanter than wamen 8 comments
purplepumpkin
· 2 years ago
That...is surprisingly uplifting! Thanks! I'm not fond of dying at the moment, but I'll also kill for you and for fun!
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Tastes like egg 20 comments
purplepumpkin
· 2 years ago
Yeah no, don't worry, my research for unusual ingredients is still limited to trying to find dal gram in my godforsaken town. (I confused the heck of 3 Asian food shop owners at least, so there's that)
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They have a point 6 comments
purplepumpkin
· 2 years ago
I don't know her much but from what I see she has the potential to render JD's innocently devilish side, so she gets my vote!
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Was removed for triggering to many Karen’s on another thread let’s see how many 4 comments
purplepumpkin
· 2 years ago
There's nothing to be triggered about, you're being both parents at the same time, you fully deserve both Parent's Days.
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Tastes like egg 20 comments
purplepumpkin
· 2 years ago
There is also a cookbook to cook and bake using period blood
But just because you can do something, does not mean you should.
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But just because you can do something, does not mean you should.
Why indeed? 11 comments
purplepumpkin
· 2 years ago
Yeah, and it's getting kinda annoying after a while. I'm fine with a sexist or racist joke from times to times when it's purposely dark humor, but it's not and it's getting old real quick. We need to either make stupid generalisations about men, genderfluids and agenders, or post nicer stuff about everyone to reestablish balance. (the last one is cooler)
Although, of course, anti-british is always great (and playing with countries clichés generally speaking)
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Although, of course, anti-british is always great (and playing with countries clichés generally speaking)
1v4 gangshi 8 comments
purplepumpkin
· 2 years ago
So innocent... but how can I refuse you anything, sweetie!
See these Barbie dolls? Simplest option is to smash their crotches slowly or rub them against one another, there are bumps, the bumps will meet eventually. You can also remove their heads, but this really changes the mood irl.
But really the best is to put a finger in others' nostrils or ears. Find other holes if they're available idk I didn't specialise in trypophobia. Also rumor has it, some have tongues, but I'm not sure if it's not an urban legend.
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See these Barbie dolls? Simplest option is to smash their crotches slowly or rub them against one another, there are bumps, the bumps will meet eventually. You can also remove their heads, but this really changes the mood irl.
But really the best is to put a finger in others' nostrils or ears. Find other holes if they're available idk I didn't specialise in trypophobia. Also rumor has it, some have tongues, but I'm not sure if it's not an urban legend.
Nothing importanter than wamen 8 comments
purplepumpkin
· 2 years ago
That's why we get along so well! So remember sugar, you're more important than me in your life!
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Turtle Ramsay approves 3 comments
purplepumpkin
· 2 years ago
I do understand your concern for your fellow cold pastas, but it changes slightly the experience: not only is there a regressive and playful aspect, or the calming sensation of being sipping, sipping through a straw also makes the taste better. https://www.finecooking.com/article/why-straws-make-the-drink-better
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honeyyy? 3 comments
1v4 gangshi 8 comments
purplepumpkin
· 2 years ago
There are still other things that can go in holes, or just touch stuff. I won't make an infographic about this, but you get the jist.
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Nothing importanter than wamen 8 comments
purplepumpkin
· 2 years ago
"born for you" ay right someone out there has been entirely created just so you can benefit from them.
Also I have a feeling that adopted children, gays, kidless guys or fathers of boys might not check all those boxes. C'mon guys, be the most important woman in your own life, seize the power!
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Also I have a feeling that adopted children, gays, kidless guys or fathers of boys might not check all those boxes. C'mon guys, be the most important woman in your own life, seize the power!
