PurplePumpkin

purplepumpkin

I'm almost always on the internet, and when I'm not I'm either reading, writing or serving my furry master (the one pictured, I'm not THAT weird).
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The ancient abandoned city of Çatalhöyük 13 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
At your service!
And if you need inspiration: https://nimvo.com/20-famous-upside-homes-world/
Now you go rule over your upside-down land, your uuh lowness I guess!
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Who wouldn't want this? 4 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Agreed on both accounts! (I realise the title was maybe a bit misleading, that was to not give away the punchline)
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Thebes was especially great on this 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
To bundle with: Japan's state age of consent is 13, but it is actually a minimum under which the provinces can't go when they determine their own regional age of consent. Factually, it's above 18 everywhere.
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How you doing? ;) 2 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
I'd say this sight would make anyone dryer than the Sahara, but I know it must be someone's kink.
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The Purge 17 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
I always forget jaywalking is illegal in some places. I support you, it feels great.
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The big C 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
How cute, all of these kids wearing their cum rags.
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And then he does most of the work 6 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Yeah, he had such an aura that someone who had only heard of him by another guy in another town made the connection when I started talking about him. But luckily I haven't seen him in years. And well, the other "weird kids" were actually great so the total balance is still positive.
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And that's how babys are made 9 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Who's there?
Trust me, it is 23 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Ah tiens c'est drôle, hier je suis tombée sur une image de Katherine Ryan (ou alors je confonds) qui disait que les enfants Brit ça faisait des petits majordomes à domicile. Ça m'a fait sourire de se moquer un peu des Anglais, mais c'est tout ce que je connais d'elle.
Heureusement je peux échapper à cette forme de coercition vu que j'ai un cercle d'amis restreint et le seul réseau social que j'utilise c'est ici, du coup j'aime ce que j'aime et c'est tout. C'est vraiment une drôle de mentalité. J'apprécie parfois ce qu'on peut appeler politiquement correct (bon du coup je peux me faire traiter de mouton je suppose mais je survivrai) mais je me vois pas aller faire chier les autres pour ça, et je ris autant à un sketch de Jérémy Ferrari ou autre humour un peu noir.
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And then he does most of the work 6 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
I know you're kidding, that guy would absolutely never apologise.
Cool bug facts, this is oc 4 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
"memesgobrrr used selfdestruct"
I live for all 4 4 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
I live to see what happens next.
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Jokes aside, I actually REALLY dig the design of 1950s and early 1960s American Cars with 4 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
I really dig them too. You can say all you want about efficiency, the design is flawless.
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And that's how babys are made 9 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
That creature looks like she's trying not to crack a joke she'll be the only one to find hilarious. I want to hear it.
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And then he does most of the work 6 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
I did that once.
And then he stalked me for a year. Lesson: sometimes, people are rejected because they're a bit different and others can't handle it, which sucks. But sometimes, they're rejected because they're creepy fucking weirdos, and that also really sucks.
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Fam be hating 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Only possible conclusion: when labor gets just the tiny bit manual it's still frowned upon.
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Trust me, it is 23 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Kev Adams techniquement je crois que c'est un demi-beurre, mais tu vas me dire c'est pas ça qui le rend mieux... J'ai dû tomber dessus par hasard une ou deux fois et à part le côté "ado qui lance des boulettes sur le prof" y a pas grand-chose en effet.
Ok je regarderai !
Dans les plus anciens, Michel Audiard, Pierre Dac et Francis Blanche sont des valeurs sûres au
Pour les contemporains j'aime assez les collectifs genre Suricate/Studio Bagel, Alison Wheeler reste sympa en chroniqueuse, et Alex Ramires (une partie de son humour est basée sur son expérience, logique, et comme il est gay forcément il en parle beaucoup, ça en gêne certains, perso je trouve qu'il est marrant et ça fait partie du jeu pour les humoristes, mais si c'est moins ton truc il fait aussi de l'humour "hors sol", genre sa série "low cost"). Par contre on sent une homogénéisation de l'humour par internet à l'heure actuelle, contrairement à l'époque où l'humour français avait une identité forte.
Trust me, it is 23 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Ah j’aurais pas parié sur Dubosc tiens ! C’est bon à savoir. Et Debbouze, je trouve que ça se voit déjà à la télé, qu’est-ce qu’il est chiant... dès qu’il est invité quelque part il faut qu’il se comporte comme un gamin pour être au centre de l’attention et il s’en fiche de pourrir le débat ou agacer visiblement les journalistes.
Parmi les artistes français la seule info « exclusive » que j’ai, c’est que mon père a rencontré Thomas Fersen et m’a dit que c’est vraiment un mec agréable.
J’avais regardé vite fait 120s quand tu m’en avais parlé, tu as d’autres comiques en stock ?
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Trust me, it is 23 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
J'avoue que j'ai du mal, je ne suis pas allée au cinéma depuis 10 ans... J'ai commis l'erreur d'aller voir Bienvenue chez les ch'tis au lycée, on m'y reprendra plus. J'aime assez ceux avec Tarek Boudali par contre, je trouve qu'il a un jeu sympathique, et j'ai bien aimé La pire semaine de ma vie avec Bruno Salomone et un chien qui finit dans une bétonneuse (mais c'était un téléfilm).
Je n'ai pas vus ceux dont tu parles, je vais peut-être jeter un œil. Le Dujardin je l'ai croisé il y a deux jours sur un site de streaming mais j'ai pas testé donc si ça se trouve le lien était pourri.
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Shizo Kanakuri took the whole 'slow and steady' thing a bit too far 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
When your friends get you back on your projects after a depression break
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A delinquent cat is probably the best case scenario when you wake up to muffled screaming 6 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
So smart, yet so dumb, I love cats.
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The ancient abandoned city of Çatalhöyük 13 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Here you go! https://1lib.fr/book/16560615/e8efa7 Always happy to be a virtual librarian :D
As a bonus fact, they used double walls a lot (aka a house and its neighbor were separated by a 15cm gap), they filled the gap with debris, and this could very well have been to accomodate the ground moving over time -smort!
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Oh I see it... I think 8 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
Honored!
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The only thing they fear is you 13 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
I have sources on hand for but it is indeed going nowhere so I'm gonna unfollow this chat, maybe I'll check it manually at some point.
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The only thing they fear is you 13 comments
purplepumpkin · 4 years ago
I was actually interested in Coca-Cola and Pizza Hut telling the MAJORITY of their customers they're wrong for being white, and that's such a big thing that not addressing it led me to the conclusion it hadn't happened, which is good. Not my fault you felt itchy over that.
You didn't mention those customers at all, so I did, and said they're different than the ones you mentioned. Which sources do you have to support your claims? Cos indeed, you are going round and round, without substance.
Am I saying they're doing it in a non-irritating way, no. Yet, do they make sure their campaigns will be well-received by the majority and check if they'd gain customers through their surveys, yes. Am I saying they're catering to the 70% (majority) of people who want brands to take positions on social questions, yes. Because I am indeed gladly entitled to numbers and facts. I'm just explaining their thought process and some basic marketing concepts.
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