PurplePumpkin

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I'm almost always on the internet, and when I'm not I'm either reading, writing or serving my furry master (the one pictured, I'm not THAT weird).

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Was this made with predictive text?? 36 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 years ago
It's quite fun to imagine someone advertising being a man, ngl, and congrats for getting someone else arrested for your own machismo!
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Isn't that awesome? 7 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 years ago
Oooh I'm interested!!
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Track me more 9 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 years ago
I am so sorry to hear this. I'm also generally speaking at a loss towards these theories because it doesn't rely on anything that can be proven or not. I get it's like living on two parallel planes, they're probably equally frustrated that we don't see what's obvious for them, which is a huge part of my fascination.
It's sad it's impacting your family bond. I can only hope that your son will get to meet them at least at some point.
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Was this made with predictive text?? 36 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 years ago
May I suggest a predictive text game?
Spanish _________ Nacho Vidal, who likes to advertise his ____________, has been arrested on _____________ during ___________.
I have: Spanish that I have been working on, Nacho Vidal, who likes to advertise his own coffee and a pale half girl, has been arrested on suspicion of the materiality of my friends during this period of a recent study I don't think I will remember.
@xvarnah, if that template fits, can you summon the predictive squad?
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Well said guys 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 years ago
Nice to see both have fungi.
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facts 2 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 years ago
A disheveled man arrived and said that in nearby towns, the temperature is reaching insanely high levels. You'd like to reassure him, but you're hit too. Snow keeps falling on your body.
The following week, a bird's beak makes a strange tapping sound against your body. The snow has hardened. Pompeii is now hidden underneath it for many centuries to come.
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Medieval art isn't always accurate 8 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 years ago
I saw two youtube channels that tackle how realistic/practical some historic movie tropes are, like can you swim wearing chainmail and carrying a sword, or fight wearing a long dress... They should def work on these movies.
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Daily dose of history, part 70 5 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 years ago
So much class in one pic and a great ambiance, I can see it move like an old movie and hear a little accordion music looking at it.
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One billion dollars 7 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 years ago
Is it me or does Bezos look like Stonks man?
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So instead of drinking a coke, I will now eat 6 donuts 9 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 years ago
What type of weak ass challenge is this?
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The best kind of flight attendant 9 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 years ago
I recently took a long distance bus and the driver kept cracking jokes, ending on a sweet "and I'll ask you to use the little trashbins because it's the driver who cleans the bus at the end of the day and the sooner it's done the sooner I can be in my wife's arms", this man was clearly the highlight of my day.
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I’m more of a waffle cone guy 10 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 years ago
That secret looks a lot like a lie but something tells me you might in fact be right, so I'm gonna need to test it out, for science.
Let's ask prince Eric 50 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 years ago
Let's do this!
*Armin Meiwes vibes intensify*
Track me more 9 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 years ago
My pal's parents say it's for permanent geoloalisation, but thought the same of masks so they got the vaccine anyway. I've also seen some argue that the vaccine inoculates you with methyl dioxide (unsure), simply to turn you into a 5G receptor.
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Entitled teenage girl 5 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 years ago
Wot
Sounds like a golden gaytime if she was a guy
But thanks for the info!
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Out of context - FS edition 26 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 years ago
Not sure why the tag, but I'm proud of our community.
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But like am I wrong tho? Idk 73 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 years ago
Ps, I said I wouldn't argue about aggressivity, not that I would drop the discussion. If you know who the Martin Luther's are, good. You mixed them up so I just wanted to make it clear.
And I also won't make an analysis of your rhetorics but famousone's comments weren't rage, just disagreement.
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But like am I wrong tho? Idk 73 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 years ago
I'm gonna keep it short, I picked goy to illustrate a word describing people who are not in a minority, given by this minority. The fact that it was religion wasn't the point.
Having trans and default/normal marks one as a sort of pariah. (trans/biological doesn't so let's use this if you prefer)
"reject the ones in existence" sure, I literally said you're a straight woman. As for what a woman is, a definition adapting doesn't mean being devoid of meaning.
My point was that it exists a notion of "feeling like a man" despite being a woman if you want, which is interesting in itself as it leads to wondering what makes this feeling exist (what does it mean to feel like a man). If, following your logic, man meant human for anyone then the whole trans community wouldn't exist, they wouldn't go from human to human.
Rejecting it is like saying "I'm not a paralian I just live by the sea".
But then, not answering is your choice entirely.
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White characters in anime 2 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 years ago
Definitely enjoyable!
An anime I used to watch has my native language in it at some point and I noticed it only by looking at the subtitles, it didn't sound like French at all. It's a weird experience.
Only 90's Kids Will Get This 6 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 years ago
It's a pun on "summed", they made the sum of all the integers contained in the 90s :)
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To war, against pain 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 years ago
That's not a meme, that's a PSA for all of us slouching slugs.
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Track me more 9 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 years ago
I'm intrigued about their reasoning: do they go technology-less for coherence or is their fear striclty limited to vaccines? Do you know exactly how the tracking works in their mind? (I mean no offense, I just like conspiracy theories and have a friend whose parents also mildly believe this, I'm interested in comparing the two sets)
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Finally, McMommy Milkies 7 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 years ago
Since the McWeddings, I can believe they'd do anything.
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No disagreements 13 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 years ago
A state of happiness has to be in the list.
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Hmm yes sushiza 6 comments
purplepumpkin · 3 years ago
We're gonna pay for your bail!
I have 3c, hang in there.
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