PurplePumpkin

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I'm almost always on the internet, and when I'm not I'm either reading, writing or serving my furry master (the one pictured, I'm not THAT weird).

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Do you also have normal nicknames that got "distorted"? (not Daddy, please)
When you prove you make corrosive shit, but carefully so
A community of internet addicts
This format is probably dead but I found it funny nonetheless
This is one of my favorite videos on youtube, it doesn't teach much but I feel like a kid.
As a baby, my mom's cat loved to jump on the fridge and eat. (here halfway to success)
My lil mouldy sock looks so drugged when she's sleepy... I love her^^
Not to play special snowflake but I didn't think it was THAT common. Can you relate?
The "dead mom's chest hair got me"
I haven't written poetry in years and I'm gonna be ashamed of this tomorrow but here goes: