PurplePumpkin

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I'm almost always on the internet, and when I'm not I'm either reading, writing or serving my furry master (the one pictured, I'm not THAT weird).

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I know they're just objects but they're so symbolic for me that it physically hurts.  You?
let's go play whack-a-6.022x10^23
Can someone lick my eyeball, I'm too lazy to do it myself.
By popular demand, here's a pic of my cutest neighbour, Oscar.
Waiting for master to give Dobby a diploma.
@tnoz
I thought tumblr posts about bold essays were fake, but no.