PurplePumpkin

purplepumpkin

I'm almost always on the internet, and when I'm not I'm either reading, writing or serving my furry master (the one pictured, I'm not THAT weird).
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I need to stop posting now

Please add some similar phrases

Please add some similar phrases

I know they're just objects but they're so symbolic for me that it physically hurts. You?

I know they're just objects but they're so symbolic for me that it physically hurts.  You?

let's go play whack-a-6.022x10^23

let's go play whack-a-6.022x10^23

Can someone lick my eyeball, I'm too lazy to do it myself.

Can someone lick my eyeball, I'm too lazy to do it myself.

By popular demand, here's a pic of my cutest neighbour, Oscar.

By popular demand, here's a pic of my cutest neighbour, Oscar.

Waiting for master to give Dobby a diploma.

Waiting for master to give Dobby a diploma.

@tnoz

@tnoz

I thought tumblr posts about bold essays were fake, but no.

I thought tumblr posts about bold essays were fake, but no.