I swear to God, there is no winning! You make eye contact, they pick you. But if they catch you looking down at your shoes, they pick you. No winning!

All of that, or whenever you have something funny to say and you find it hysterically funny and you tell them, but they all act like you're insane and don't really appreciate what you have to say.

Look carefully, though! She still has a bit of blush!

I was not eggspecting that!

I did a double-take and had to reread because it actually did my head in xD

But if you were in coma for 13 months (which is longer than the gestation and pregnancy period), how did your wife get pregnant? (I mean, maybe IVF or something but still, that's a lil suspicious).

Godammit. It literally had one job!

In response to the title, how exactly do you know what human flesh tastes like?

Good guy, Cleverbot. Keeping the masses safe from viruses.

How is someone able to hold it like that? And why are its eyes so gorgeous?

And the poor guy who isn't getting paid had to go through the most shit! I'm pretty sure he got bitten on his man-part by a spider or something.

Yet, when I rub someone's head, all they say is 'who the fuck are you and can you please let go of my head?'

Holy shit. Just imagine being in that house, having a shower or trying to sleep, and you see hundreds of spiders creeping towards you. 0.0

To be fair, whenever I wash a spoon, the water always rebounds into my face and just generally makes a huge mess. Besides, the job with extracting oil etc. is split amongst people and they're paid for it.

Why is there a hole in the boy's shirt? It's one thing standing all alone in a photo but also having a hole in the shirt is a little awkward.

Good on Campbell's for sticking up for what they believe, rather than cowering away and removing the ad. :)

D'aww, the one on the left is conducting them all!

I can imagine being curled up with a tea and book in any one of these rooms while it is storming outside. That'd be so nice!

'Am I pregnant with babies?'
No. You're pregnant with unicorns.

This kid is going places!