I mean, it's not wrong. It's 100% accurate.

Yikes. That must have been some back rub. He must have really gotten under the skin.

Rwby, you literally had one job to not spread it. XD If you accidently run into seven bullets, don't come running to me.

Does it work the other way around too? In that case, I need to take at least 390 more selfies.

That was one hella sharp pun you have there in the title. :P

I mean, I kind of need to breathe if I want to recite the entire bible. xD

Your username makes this post even better xD

I mean, as long as the quality of the photo is okay, it's not necessarily a bad thing. Besides, I know lots of people who are still passionate about cameras and photographing professionally.

I've said it before, but we mostly just do it out of paranoia. We know we won't be doing the tumble, but anything can happen on a first date. He might do something hot, and the panties might just fall by themselves. You never know. xD We just want to feel comfortable and safe on the first date.

Even if I didn't know, the title would have given it away. xD

Wtf tumblr
Are they honestly blind or something? Why the fuck does barbie hang the chopping board on the wall? That's just barbaric - they should be in cupboards!!

But the real question is: did he keep the $100?

Aww, how cute- wait

That would be me, except I don't even have the money to buy an entire shelter. I'd just live there. xD

Whoa, an engagement ring floating in midair!