It took every ounce of self-control I have to not work it out and comment the answer.
But since I don't actually have that much of self-control, the answer I got was 1127.

Destroy fidget spinners (if they are being used by people who don't need them).

Are friends supposed to shake their head disappointedly at you and then walk away without saying a word?
Because, if that's the case, it definitely works.

He certainly has a thing for Australia.

That pun, though! You otter be ashamed of yourself!

I hope he updates us soon! I must know how he is!

I don't know why, but a common euphemism in my old school was 'I spilt the milk at the dinner table', which left all the poor young boys wondering why the hell their female classmates were spontaneously dropping glasses of milk throughout the entire year.

So, like, an apocalypse?

Actually, no joke, this kid in my old school was really slow but then he started watching this show and running like this. I'm not sure if he just practised a lot or this actually helps, but he became one of the faster kids in school.
And he said that in races, when you're running alongside someone and there is no clear winner, it's easier to win because your head is ducked and pushed forwards so you cross the line first.
Not sure how much he was bluffing, but man, he became fast.

And "meow" in homeowner.

Well, that last person must be fun at parties.

@title
I would be looking sad too if someone dressed me up as a minion.

The kid looks like he knows exactly what is about to happen.

Lorde can't be the Burger Queen. She did say that she'll never be royal.

That's really cute and cheesy.
Cute because it's really sweet
Cheesy because pizza

And how can we forget the ongoing fight between Linda and ISIS?

And they'd still respond with 'Yeah, but are you flossing daily?'

How shellfish of him; not sharing his cigarette.

Well... shit.

I really, really need to hear him sing now. I just can't imagine it.

No need to be concerned, everyone. As an Australian, this is our ritual for when we are ready to prove that we are no longer an adolescent but an adult.