Actually Christianity doesn't say "be good to people for 80 years and you get heaven". What we teach is get to know your maker, become more like him and when he comes back you get to be with him forever. Being good to other people doesn't make you closer to God. Being closer to God makes you good to other people and when he comes back you will be able to stand his presence and be with him forever because he wants to be with you too.
This is a very juiced down version of what we believe, there are two-hour long seminars just covering this subject and I hope I got the message across right.

Thank you for your comments. With all this controversy about homosexuality and the old laws being brought up, I've decided to study them more because I think people really need answers not just "because God said so." So I'm going to look into those verses more, putting into consideration the culture of a nation just out of bondage, the purpose of the tabernacle, etc. Again, thanks for those references.

You ate it? What did it taste like?

And please explain how the promise of heaven is "self-centered".

It's not just the promise of heaven, it's the promise of eternity with the one who loves us: Christ.

I totally agree with you but Christians have been getting a bad rap because they show up at protests and openly hate them. Which is ironic since they are supposed to be known for the love that they have.

She was the first beautiful thing I ever got stuck on.

It looks like they took a picture of it from a monitor so maybe the teacher posted it on Facebook or some kind of social media?

That reminds me of my parents because they say 7 o'clock in Tagalog because it sounds like shit with a FOB accent.

Just wondering, where does it say in the New Testament that we can eat any food we want?

I think you can take a joke and be a realist at the same time.

So what did Hamm say in Spanish when he said, "That part's in Spanish!" then?

Please, please don't do that guest. It makes Christians, Creationists and Jews look really bad.

I thought it was funny.

*whispers* fight, fight, fight, fight

I missed you.