I'd rather just pirate it a few days post release, or if it has DRM, then a year after release

I'd rather you just shoot me

The only thing EA is good for is funding hazelight studios to give us some more GOTY-worthy co-op games

He now knows how to use SOLIDWORKS and has minimal application knowledge of Arduino Uno

Oh it's much easier for me. They just show up from out of nowhere, get panicked by absolutely nothing and start flying, then they hit the ceiling fan and land right next to my feet, completely lifeless

Pepperidge farm carries our traumatic memories so we don't have to

I'm currently fasting, but once I break my fast, I'll be sure to hydrate

Well that's me, but here

Well guess it's time to find a frog watchface for my pebble now

Seems more like this person reads too many opinion posts by people that don't matter

My laptop can't handle a remastered version of a 2010 game at 60 FPS despite having a 4 GB discrete graphics card, you tell me

They're making a new mile high club? I thought it crashed in just cause 3 and they left it like that

I can only imagine how hard it's going to be to sleep

I'm a laptop gamer with a controller. I game on all 3 (toilet for when I'm playing super hexagon during a tight shit)

Why have I been cursed to see this? What crime have I commited? Which of my sins was bad enough to make me see this?

Holmes

I still have my Wii and just recently beat the table tennis champion in Wii sports resort, thus gaining me the fabled slipper paddle. I even have a Ben 10 vilgax attacks game on it, but sadly no functioning nunchucks and no original ones available on the local market.

My mother usually takes a soft drink that's gone flat for a few days and puts it in a 1.5 liter bottle. She cuts the top half off and tapes it back on inverted. That way flies just go for the drink and drown in it

Seems whoever gave him his "mystic reading" forgot to inform him his soulmate is going to be a pet rock

And it only got worse