Yeah I'm not gonna burn out my GPU trying to run that game. No thanks.

Your first mistake was being on twitter

Stubbing your toe on every piece of furniture you encounter

You expect me to keep looking out my window just to see if they bring in groceries?

What about countries that don't even offer school lunches?

I'll pass.

I hope you enjoyed the dance possum, for it is all I can offer right now

Sometimes even the minimum requirements are bullshit. My laptop met the minimum requirements for Sekiro: shadows die twice, yet even on the lowest settings, I could barely get 30 FPS and a lot of input lag. Needless to say I refunded it

Who the hell even is that

Definitely going for Knight Rider

But what if I'm fasting?

When I lived in Saudi Arabia, helicopters were a very common sight. One day, some students saw a different looking one and decided to take a picture. The next day they were jailed for 24 hours. Reason? There was a prince in that helicopter and he didn't like a picture of his helicopter in someone else's phone. Yeah, monarchies suck.

I've been looking for that one for ages. Thanks Terry!

Punching some guys IS his therapy

Ah yes this meme has reminded me I have to crack winRAR so it can stop bugging me every time I open a zipped file before I extract it

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