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when your sibling is getting told off for something you did 3 comments
rita · 9 years ago
Yeah and I'm thinking "oh, shit I'm next!" We usually get yelled at as a group.
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When locked out, my trusty emergency house key never fails 9 comments
rita · 9 years ago
Is this from naked gun? Those movies were hilarious.
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The two essential parts of a Nicholas Cage movie 4 comments
rita · 9 years ago
Get in the Cage with Nicolas Cage
Had to be done 8 comments
rita · 9 years ago
I have my r2d2 earrings on.
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Target is illuminati. 1 comments
rita · 9 years ago
Yes. This always happens. I went in to get few things and came out with $80 in cleaning supplies.
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Just doggy things 3 comments
rita · 9 years ago
My dogs get embarrassed, I think. If I come out of the garage and walk in on them taking a crap they stand up or scoot around so I won't see.
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Life's about the journey, not the destination 4 comments
rita · 9 years ago
Yeah, sometimes you just want to enjoy your car. I hardly ever speed around another car because I hate changing lanes but if they don't go over 20mph then I can't stand it and I have to go around.
Number 2 pencil 5 comments
rita · 9 years ago
Those Ticonderoga pencils are the bomb though....I use them every day at work.
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The face of innocence 6 comments
rita · 9 years ago
"Hey guys!"
this cat traveled across france to find it's owner 5 comments
rita · 9 years ago
Where there is a will, there's a way.
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When you're sick. 6 comments
rita · 9 years ago
I had a super bad cough once and I had some strong cough syrup I thought the prescription said 15ml but it said 5ml. I was so dizzy and felt like my eyes were zooming in and out. That was a horrible day at work.
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Bbq done right 33 comments
rita · 9 years ago
I bet that smells amazing.
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Take that! 11 comments
rita · 9 years ago
Rude!
We don't smoke! 10 comments
rita · 9 years ago
Same ring too.
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We Don't Need DNA Tests Here 6 comments
rita · 9 years ago
Too cute!
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Why don't we have this? 16 comments
rita · 9 years ago
Yes! Cause we all know that nosey person that just goes through all your pics without asking.
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Drink that 11 comments
rita · 9 years ago
My brother does that to me all the time. I hate it. It was funny the first time, not anymore.
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I Hate My Freckles 60 comments
rita · 9 years ago
She's very pretty. I've always wanted curly hair like that, instead I got kinda wavy kinda straight and mostly fluffy hair.
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The rental 7 comments
rita · 9 years ago
My car was a rental. I have those same scratches inside and on the outside door.
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He held it together as long as he could 21 comments
rita · 9 years ago
Well it started off real nice.
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how sweet :) 4 comments
rita · 9 years ago
hahahahaha
His smile... 12 comments
rita · 9 years ago
Nice
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Earliest Joke similar to Dad jokes? 4 comments
rita · 9 years ago
"Well, if it isn't Ethel Barrymore!"
Love this movie.
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Whatever 9 comments
rita · 9 years ago
Hahahahaha. Even Trump put more effort in!
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