I could have used this last week!!

Something's not right with the first pic. The leg looks weird.

I wouldn't get any work done, I'd be distracted by that all day.

I'm still waiting to use that line!

Yes to all three.

At the school I used to work at the kids were always doing this. I've seen a few spills. It's so hard not to laugh. The last day of school I would always let the kids run.

"Stuff".. This is my favorite one.

I have to move around because every time I have to make a call and my family senses it and they have to bust in and ask me something.

Super cool

I can't even write my own name legibly, I'm jealous of this guy.

Too true. That's my family right now.

I'm in lesbians with you.

His coat is so shiny it looks like he's made of plastic!

Nine dollars!

Cold hearted!