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When I see that money in my account tomorrow, I'm probably going to sh#t myself a 4 comments
roanoke · 5 years ago
That’s a really nice pool.
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Weird products 5 comments
roanoke · 5 years ago
I like that it’s “regular tall people” because somehow not tall people aren’t “regular.”
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Two damaging Vulture 32 comments
roanoke · 5 years ago
Actually, studies suggest that (generally) women have more (like a lot more) stamina and endurance than men. Men have a tendency to be stronger and capable of more intense bursts of energy, while women can maintain a consistent pace and level of exertion.
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Haven't seen this in a while 10 comments
roanoke · 5 years ago
You’ve never shared a bed with someone who has interesting parasomnias.
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Haven't seen this in a while 10 comments
roanoke · 5 years ago
I awoke once to being bitten. My the mouth of my significant other was pressed against my just bitten shoulder. “Did you just bite me?!” *groggy spouse wakes up* “yeah, I think I did. “
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Lifestyle influencer 8 comments
roanoke · 5 years ago
Now, I’d for sure like to check back on this and see what his influence is over time. Because I love the **** out of the idea that he just went out and did that.
Edit: omg. My new hero. He has 324k followers now. Amazing. I haven’t loved a thing on the Internet this well in a while.
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Apple anyone? 11 comments
roanoke · 5 years ago
Guessing she’s Eris, Greek goddess of discord. She didn’t get invited to a party and found out. She stormed in and caused some chaos by tossing in a golden apple for “the fairest”. Madness and goddess competition ensues.
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Looking at you, Corporate America 3 comments
roanoke · 5 years ago
No. USA has pretty awful time off standards.
For most organizations Sunday is just another work day. Now, if you are paid hourly, or if you are salaried-non-exempt (typically meaning salary less than $40k annually or in a position that is not unique within the organization) that you will get paid time and a half for any hours over 40. So for those folks, if Sunday is “overtime” they will get time and a half.
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Hey, doggo! It's playtime! 2 comments
roanoke · 5 years ago
I used to have a Pyrenees just like that. She had a cat (or maybe the cat had her) and the cat liked to play. Sometimes she would play too but sometimes she would lay there just like that dog while the cat chewed on her face.
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Daily Dose of Prehistory: Back From Extinction 118 2 comments
roanoke · 5 years ago
It’s too bad we don’t still have mini elephants.
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To my coworker 5 comments
roanoke · 5 years ago
But just because you know it doesn’t mean you can help it...
Cause all men will stop paying child support 52 comments
roanoke · 5 years ago
Celticrose, I was just being a jerk. I don’t think all men are anything specific (nor women). Just talking trash. The original post was inflammatory and I was being inflammatory too. The two issues aren’t really related.
Rosalinas I do not think that sex is just for reproduction (in fact I go to great lengths to ensure that it isn’t). But I do think choosing a sexual partner carries responsibility.
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Cause all men will stop paying child support 52 comments
roanoke · 5 years ago
I’m saying that two people shouldn’t (that’s responsibility on both partners) have sex if they aren’t willing to deal with the consequences of sexual intercourse. Sex is in fact a commitment. And your offspring is your responsibility, regardless of whether you give birth to it or not. I get it, that’s a big ask. But so is taking care of a child or choosing to have an abortion or dumping a child to adoption. Two people are responsible for the outcomes and choices. 100% of the time.
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Cause all men will stop paying child support 52 comments
roanoke · 5 years ago
Because he’s the one that voted she doesn’t get a choice.
And, he could decided not to have sex with someone he doesn’t want to raise a child with.
Truth in reporting, please 12 comments
roanoke · 5 years ago
Ah yes, the difference between utterly unrealistic and affordable. I’m glad they clarified.
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Self destruction: 100 7 comments
roanoke · 5 years ago
Ouch
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Or like food 2 comments
roanoke · 5 years ago
@lady_deadpool did you play qonqr?
I know where my Dad hides his p*rn 26 comments
roanoke · 5 years ago
Wow. That really hit home for me. I feel ya brother.
Difference between multi-millionaires and a multi-billionaire (Monaco GP) 10 comments
roanoke · 5 years ago
Most of those boats have a full crew.
The Amorphopallus Titanium blooms once every 40 years for 4 days and is one of the 4 comments
roanoke · 5 years ago
Actually, it blooms 24-48 hours every two-ten years.
But it is amazing.
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Twitter will ban him soon 43 comments
roanoke · 5 years ago
Specifically, the remove the clitoris. In some practices they also sew the labia closed so no only is sex not especially good, it’s downright painful. Oh and they wait until the girl is 13, so she’s fully aware of the horror.
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What the heck is GTA? 3 comments
roanoke · 5 years ago
I play this game too!
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US Army is getting absolutely plummeted. Who thought this tweet was a good idea? 12 comments
roanoke · 5 years ago
There’s some study that suggests that folks who develop PTSD have a deficiency in the chemical process that promotes homeostasis in the brain. during a traumatic event the brain creates a number of chemicals to get you through the event, and then when the stress is over, it produces chemicals to help return to homeostasis. So, some folks have difficulty (chemically speaking) returning to homeostasis, thus their brain is still in a traumatic state much longer cause a greater stress response.
Just a title 12 comments
roanoke · 5 years ago
I once had a near knock down drag out with my toddler about the amount of Cheerios in the bowl. I kept telling him there wasn’t enough time (we were trying to leave the house) for him to eat any more than what I gave him. Finally it comes out that there were too many Cheerios in the bowl. Omg. Too. Many. Cheerios. In. The. Bowl. I can’t eat any of them because I can’t eat them all...
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Losing faith in humanity. One social issue at a time 8 comments
roanoke · 5 years ago
It doesn’t matter if they were trying to meet a diversity quota, they can’t discriminate on the basis of sex.
Maybe he thought he was more qualified, but he wasn’t. And maybe, he had better academics, but not better soft skills.
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