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roanoke


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Playing golf on ice 5 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
Oh and what a prize.
Marriage 17 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
Sorry. Didn’t mean to offend.
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Marriage 17 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
Nope. I have no comments on religious/cultural appropriation.
The sign says marriage. Not Christian marriage or Muslim marriage or Jewish marriage. It says marriage.
And the perspective you’re representing is the same perspective that makes people feel like they have the right to deny other people marriage strictly in the legal sense.
If everyone is allowed to take a donut and I choose to lick the frosting off mine it still has no impact on your donut that you choose to eat in what you consider the proper way.
Marriage 17 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
Black and white, a marriage between two people that aren’t in some way related to you doesn’t involve you. The notion that the marriage of two individuals unrelated to you is somehow ruining something of yours (ie your cake/doughnut) suggests that YOU (hypothetical you) are someone more important or meaningful than THEM. It’s their cake, and if they want to lick all the icing off it, it’s their prerogative, but that doesn’t ruin your cake by proxy.
No, it’s really not like licking someone else’s food. Because you said it yourself, marriage is present in many religions. No one religion can claim the right to lord over all marriage. Might be different if we were talking about rituals specific to one religion. But marriage is not specific and it has legal ramifications.
Marriage 17 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
Marriage can be associated with religion (and often is) but in the US (and I suspect many other countries) it is also a legal contract.
That’s where it gets sticky, because it’s fair to say ‘ this religious organization doesn’t approve of that marriage so you can’t do that here.’ But, where legal issues regarding property, beneficiary, health insurance and taxes are concerned, this is not a religious issue. Therefore the marriage contract is not a religious issue.
Definitely a horse 2 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
We have chickens, so lots of eggs, and it seemed like some eggs were missing or turning up in weird places... caught the neighbors dog stealing eggs.
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F*ck. .**turns on the radio** 11 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
“I can’t believe it cost [X], I used to pay [X-50%] for it.”
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Do not expand this list by killing people 6 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
Just make sure you plan well enough that when you expand the list you’ll have proper sources to cite.
Just found, wanted to share. Bye, pay-wall 5 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
Hmmmm. I wonder why the would exclude that topic?
I'd believe it 2 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
It is smash mouth.
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Poor doggo 7 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
That’s good to know. I was pretty angry at them.
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The more ya know 15 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
I don’t write lowercase Qs, just mini capital Qs. But the ones I have the most trouble with or not Bs and Ds, but Bs and Ps. I even mix them up typing.
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True brutal Hero 6 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
This article reads like a movie script. The guys dad was also abused by the priest and when dad found out his son was abused he committed suicide. Then the whole crucifix thing.
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We are but a sum of what we fantasize about defending ourselves from 6 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
Okay, but why are you trying to deny all these things. Some of those I would let ride. You don’t need to think about how to deny you sharkiness.
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Wholesome truck driver 8 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
I was driving down the mountain I live on behind a truck and there was a bicyclist coming up the mountain who did this and the trucker honked. Really I was impressed by the whole thing.
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That's why 3 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
Or make them think it’s a small celebration, like a small dinner, but then invite the whole world. But only if the person likes parties.
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Napping 4 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
This is genius. I wish I had thought of it.
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Yes, Mi lady? 2 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
I hate this question. Okay. I know I’m over thinking it because the meme is all like yeah, it’s not a thing. But no one ever asks a woman if she would be a house wife if her husband earned more. He probably does earn more but still ...
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Lens > House 7 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
Amazon tags reviews with “verified purchase” if it’s something they know you bought.
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CONFIRMED MADLAD t(-_-t) 12 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
Solid foundation for a marriage...
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Peoples Republic of Umbrella corp. 7 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
They aren’t in the same province. I guess Shanghai is closer than Beijing or Hong Kong, but it’s not that close.
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Mama mia 5 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
I’ve actually used the pasta straws. Not too bad. Better than paper. Not as good as straight from the cup.
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Well they certainly didn't teach that in 9th grade health class... 9 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
Why not just avoid sex with animals. Like, any sex, with any animals... maybe it was a bad translation? I need to believe that.
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The story of my life 7 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
Okay. Used all the optimism. I love how both sides lead to the same inevitable outcome and I feel that more than I’d like to admit.
The story of my life 7 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
Good work. That’s a long hard road.
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