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roanoke


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Covid pros and cons 11 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
Quarantine is just for now. I guess that makes it hard for new sexy time... you’ll just have to get serious the second quarantine is lifted.
Covid pros and cons 11 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
Don’t give up. There’s still time.
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Oh look it’s an idiot who lost her glasses (aka me) 11 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
Aw that really cool. I wasn’t sure if someone was creating these or if it was automated.
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Covid pros and cons 11 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
You have to unlock it in level 3.
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Oh look it’s an idiot who lost her glasses (aka me) 11 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
What are y’all using to make these? I think I missed the first one.
Covid pros and cons 11 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
Yep.
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Where is the 1%??? 6 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
Also, where was this poll taken, I mean what is population answering, that it is unanimous?
I would die for Dexter 9 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
Dexter is distracting me from my work rn.
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Why even use a gender neutral bathroom if you're going to be uncomfortable with 16 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
Yeah. Not sure using the bathroom is an “extra right.” Problem with saying you have to use the bathroom that matches the sex on your birth certificate is that who is checking? Like, do we just show state issued ID, or is some doing crotch checks?
I’ve heard anecdotes from more than one woman (birth certificate says so) that were harassed going into a women’s room because someone thought they looked a little too much like a man. It’s crotch checks, or just let people use the restroom.
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Help! 10 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
Be genuinely you. Interviewers can tell when you aren’t being genuine and it reads as a lie.
Don’t be nervous about being nervous. They know you’ll be be nervous and they take that into account.
Prepare some questions to ask.
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It solves everything 4 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
I like it. Simple but effective.
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The end is near friends 2 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
Don’t forget tornadoes. In my area we have had a few devastating tornadoes in major cities. Most recently, we had 55,000 people out of power for almost a week.
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At least they can sell the adapter for like 50 bucks or more 10 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
It would seem we agree on something!! ;)
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The Bikini Bottom Horror 29: Awakening a Kaiju 5 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
We gonna see anymore of these?
She Protecc 3 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
Oh. The birds will sit on anything. I have a couple young chickens that were raised by ducks. The ducks were are broody and some chicken laid eggs in their nest, so in the dead of winter a couple ducks raised three chickens. The chicklings are so confused.
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Biomechanical tattoo 2 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
But which one is the tattoo?
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Listen here, libtard snowflake 10 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
Don’t throw the baby out with the bathwater. Reacting to climate change doesn’t have to mean we destroy industry and economy. But it does mean we have to make changes, based on projections (which aren’t always perfect). You might have a different perspective if you lived in an area with many foundries that switched from coke fired cupolas to electromagnetic induction furnaces. You might see/feel/smell the impact on air quality and wild life. Oh yeah, and from a profit and resource model, the induction furnaces get hotter, maintain a more stable temperature and once the cost of switching is amortized, cost less to operate while consuming less resource—oh yeah and is better for the environment, especially when the electricity used to power it comes from renewable resources (like hydroelectric power).
There’s a balance; it’s not all taxing cow farts and crippling industry.
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Listen here, libtard snowflake 10 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
Ever notice how sometimes the weather man is wrong? Oh wow, he’s very often right or at least close, but sometimes wrong. The data and predictive models used to create the projections are pretty good. They save lives by forecasting storm conditions and temperatures. But sometimes they are wrong. Because you can’t actually predict exactly what is going to happen or when. And that’s a big part of the problem. Maybe the polar bears could die out as soon as 2015 (I don’t actually know what you’re talking about here but I know it’s one of your favorites), maybe they will last longer. We still trust the weather man, even though he’s wrong sometimes, but it benefits our day to day to know if it will rain or what the high/low is.
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Need your taughts 17 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
As a parent, it’s important for schools to teach these things. Yes, parents are responsible for teaching their kids, but at a certain point kids become resistant to the things their parents say simply because their parents said it.
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Because that's what heroes do 9 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
That man doesn’t have boxers nor jeans.../
Basket case 6 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
Sometimes I give myself the creeps.
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Thank you, Lorde of Land 4 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
Yeah, but he has the leverage to do it. His tenants don’t.
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I think I found the perfect sleeping position for couples 14 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
Yeah, I find this sleeping position perfect regardless of which person is on which side.
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Fifth meme 7 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
Well said.
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Who cares?!?! 6 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
Amen.