It’s funny to think of, because I always kept the door closed when I slept as a kid and my parents did too. But now, I keep the door open...

I used to have terrier mutt that couldn’t resist sticking her nose in every hole in the ground. One day, she came home with her face twice as swollen as this dog’s. She couldn’t hold her head up or even open her eyes. We were so afraid she would die!! But the vet just gave her antihistamine and said she would sleep it off. And sure enough, she was fine. A few months later, she has a clear snake bite on her nose, but doesn’t swell quite so much. She slept it off. Third time, she hardly swells at all. I guess eventually she became immune.
It’s been seven years since we lost Apple, and now I realize just how many snakes we have. She really took care of the creature population. Miss her; she was good dog. I guess they all are...

Depends on the denomination. Roman Catholic priests aren’t allowed to have sex. Episcopal priests are.

This is the first time I’ve ever *wanted* to do yoga!

And the longer your relationship, the more miraculous and meant-to-be people seem to think it is. Like, sure, we were made for each other, but also we have worked really hard to keep this relationship for so long.

Totally my life. Especially this past week.

It looks just right too. I hate to think of all that corn going to waste.

Sounds about right

Yeah.... I feel like they could have done a little better. Like, maybe two bites so you could share a bite with your table mates.

How many accidents do you think occur at the very next intersection/off ramp?

I just rewatched that episode of Sunny last week. Such a good show. So much material.

Wouldn’t it be so cool to lay on a Lilly pad and just float and watch the sky?

It never occurred to me how many selfie jokes about “extracting” attractive nurses must endure working in a sperm bank.
I just think of the number of times I heard someone joke that the just made the bill I was security checking when I worked retail. ...

Amanita muscaria, fly agaric or fly amanita, the original hallucinogen. Not a psilocybe, but other.

“Particularly interesting lettuce” is a reference to The story of Rapunzel.

Her sister is named Robin.