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Do ya thing, girl 7 comments
roanoke · 13 weeks ago
This makes me sad. I don’t understand why parents let themselves get so caught up in dogma that they can’t just love their children.
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Checkmate sl*ts 13 comments
roanoke · 13 weeks ago
Probably, most people don’t need to have sex so bad that they need to put up with another human unwilling to be considerate of their needs.
We have to be partners to one another. That means sharing more than sex and chores. It means supporting one another emotionally. It means trying to be your best self for someone you want to share yourself with. And it means making compromises. Sometimes those things look like traditional gender roles and sometimes they don’t.
Sex dolls/toys aren’t a threat to someone who wants to be a partner. But if you think being a partner is about sex and chores, I can see why you might be threatened.
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It was a Borat movie all along! 2 comments
roanoke · 13 weeks ago
This feels uncomfortably accurate.
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Swimming hole 4 comments
roanoke · 13 weeks ago
I can’t decide if it looks like a lot of fun or terrifying.
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My sister who adminsters COVID-19 vaccines turned the empty vials into Christmas lights! 8 comments
roanoke · 13 weeks ago
That’s a great idea!! A 2020 collectors item!!
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Ah, so this is the cure for my ills 7 comments
roanoke · 13 weeks ago
Seriously. That is definitely a soft cheese.
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After getting covid, all I ask is that you wear you damn mask 5 comments
roanoke · 13 weeks ago
Oh! I’ll bet this mask thing has been really great for celebrities trying to avoid photos!
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False goody voiceless Buffalo 8 comments
roanoke · 13 weeks ago
It’s funny to think of, because I always kept the door closed when I slept as a kid and my parents did too. But now, I keep the door open...
"Repeat after me, I won't eat bees" 1 comments
roanoke · 13 weeks ago
I used to have terrier mutt that couldn’t resist sticking her nose in every hole in the ground. One day, she came home with her face twice as swollen as this dog’s. She couldn’t hold her head up or even open her eyes. We were so afraid she would die!! But the vet just gave her antihistamine and said she would sleep it off. And sure enough, she was fine. A few months later, she has a clear snake bite on her nose, but doesn’t swell quite so much. She slept it off. Third time, she hardly swells at all. I guess eventually she became immune.
It’s been seven years since we lost Apple, and now I realize just how many snakes we have. She really took care of the creature population. Miss her; she was good dog. I guess they all are...
Amen and awomen 2 comments
roanoke · 13 weeks ago
Depends on the denomination. Roman Catholic priests aren’t allowed to have sex. Episcopal priests are.
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Stray Cat Yoga 5 comments
roanoke · 13 weeks ago
This is the first time I’ve ever *wanted* to do yoga!
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Relationships take work 4 comments
roanoke · 13 weeks ago
And the longer your relationship, the more miraculous and meant-to-be people seem to think it is. Like, sure, we were made for each other, but also we have worked really hard to keep this relationship for so long.
I feel this 4 comments
roanoke · 13 weeks ago
Totally my life. Especially this past week.
What ****heads made that decision? 7 comments
roanoke · 14 weeks ago
But... butter is an accurate word too.
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A fire burned the leaves and husks in this cornfield leaving the stalks and cobs largely 6 comments
roanoke · 14 weeks ago
It looks just right too. I hate to think of all that corn going to waste.
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Fax or nah? 4 comments
roanoke · 14 weeks ago
Sounds about right
Found this sticker today 5 comments
roanoke · 14 weeks ago
For real, I did too.
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It's free, cant complain 5 comments
roanoke · 14 weeks ago
Yeah.... I feel like they could have done a little better. Like, maybe two bites so you could share a bite with your table mates.
Maybe I’ll just walk, thanks 2 comments
roanoke · 14 weeks ago
How many accidents do you think occur at the very next intersection/off ramp?
I hide tiny dinosaurs around the house for my wife and kids to find. When the find them 3 comments
roanoke · 14 weeks ago
My kid collected something like that too. He was so serious about them. I feel the same way. Every now and then one of those little guys turns up.
Me and my buddies tried to recreate the God touching Man photo, Maverick decided to join 4 comments
roanoke · 14 weeks ago
There’s some photos out there on the internet that are recreating the paint in a similar fashion to the one depicted here. I’d guess (hope) that is what he means recreating the photo.
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DM in the sheets .. 5 comments
roanoke · 14 weeks ago
I just rewatched that episode of Sunny last week. Such a good show. So much material.
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Lilypads on the Amazon 28 comments
roanoke · 14 weeks ago
Victoria cruziana grows up to 2m and its relative, Victoria amazonica grows up to 3m. Apparently the former was until recently missing from many habitats.
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Lilypads on the Amazon 28 comments
roanoke · 14 weeks ago
Wouldn’t it be so cool to lay on a Lilly pad and just float and watch the sky?
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Holdup! What? 5 comments
roanoke · 14 weeks ago
It never occurred to me how many selfie jokes about “extracting” attractive nurses must endure working in a sperm bank.
I just think of the number of times I heard someone joke that the just made the bill I was security checking when I worked retail. ...
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