Rock the cat spa.

I think you mean "ruff" times..

Who knew Christian Bale was Swedish? And a metal head?

Probably had a paper due, huh?

...and that, kids, is how I met your mother.

Hollow Tree Burning sounds like the name of a shitty screamo band..

herse

More like Fuk Yu..

McGuire's, Pensacola.

My hero.

That's what he gets for driving a PT Cruiser..

Aka- American politics.

I still think Idris Elba would play an excellent bond.

I like that the Iron Man bowl comes with what looks like a couple of Nacho Cheese flavored Doritos.
Gerd Blers Ermurica.

Squirrel Nut Zippers.

My uncle once told me chalk is made from the pulverized bones of dead people. The sound of chalk on a chalkboard still gives me the willies..

"It was the first I had heard of drug addiction and the concept filled me with horror."
Maybe applicable to my first relationship, but I've had quite a few since then, so I'm pretty well dead inside by now..

The picture on the right makes it look like his left arm ends with a giant finger..

Looks like a sailboat to me..

Wasn't the FlowBee on Wayne's World?

Ariel's face, doh..

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/06/090602-smiling-death-potion.html

Oscar's been on the street so long he's become claustrophobic; saving of course his security can, or aluminum womb, as it were..