are you sure he isn't just a pothead

When someone stands up I turn it in with them because I don't like when people stare at me so I hope the other person will distract them

In elementary school we were always trying to compete with each other to see who could come up with the best variation of it...for some reason I remember a version where we substituted a piece of lettuce for paper, a fork for scissors, and a cherry tomato for the rock

Don't remind me...
I have a degree in neuroscience
I work 5 jobs now

but the questions is: why did they add each other on facebook?

mom...dad......
I want bread sticks tonight

marry me

the thing I don't understand is why a lot of religious people I know get mad at gay people but then go around having premarital sex. why condemn some things they believe are sins but not others?

but then I saw how much I actually got after taxes D:

do not eat apples in class
or i will take them out of your mouth and throw them at you

every comedy show is putting this video on and the "uhuh honey" part makes me scream

I've been there :P

holy hail

Change the page borders so there's more space around the edges
Make you name segment really, really long like this:
Name
Name of class
Abbreviation for class
Days of the week you have the class
Time you have the class
Date
When you get to the second to last line in the page, press enter
Two spaces when you start a new sentence

Everyone took my comment wahhhhhhh :'(

I don't think this package is real but they sell stuff like this at bakeries or possibly etsy.com